Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
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OMFG ROFLMAO! sounds like something i would do
haha my bf definitely did that to me. then again, he's also flung a used condom in my face too. asshole. wtf
6:42, the third girl I ever fucked -during freshmen year of college- did what you described, and I was kind of in shock. I thought "Wow, that was fucking awesome, now every girl has to do this from now on, or it is just not as good." It was like all the raunchy porn I watched from 13 years old on.
6:11 - you're hot.
hilarious its your own fault for not dodging it
Lmao. My boyfriend does that to me all the time.
7:53 - It would be child support payments, not alimony. Idiot.
I like rubbing it on their lips and licking it off, just rubbing it on their face is wasting it : )
6:52 thats fucking annoying as hell. it's not that i mind having it on me just man up and rub it on my tits or something. shit.
8:00 i know! there is so much insecure, misogynist hatred on this site and on posts like these....god FORBID a woman should have consensual sex and anonymously talk about it...
7:53...I think the term you meant is "child support"...not "alimony"...and that's funny, if a girl expects a guy to go down on her or in this case, finger her, she should be able to stand her own vagina secretions wiped on her face....lol... Big whoop.
6:38 you're a prude and need to learn how to have fun with your man...and yes, i've spit my man's cum in his mouth...its oh so dirty, he loves it!!!!!!!!!!!
Well 218 is giant fucking area code, so yeah. Probably not.
And even if I did, I'm not telling you this shit in real life, so if I knew you, I wouldn't give a shit.
She wouldn't be able too, I'm way too quick, not to mention how obvious that would be. But just for trying she would get pinned to the floor and teabagged.
yea, mine did that to me this past weekend.... wtf goes on?!?
9:58, you obviously need CORE 11, even though i know that you are NEVER going to know what that is. how sad
so long as he didn't smear blood all over your face...
hahaha all bitches need to be reminded of their stank every once in a while
This was really funny.
But if I was the girl I would have definitely been weirded out.
go hang yourself 7:35
8:49PM don't call someone a stupid cunt... your "joke" or whatever you call that didn't make sense
well then your boyfriend sucks at life 2:38, who the fuck gets on this thing at 2:38 am... you should be out, obliterated off your ass
7:58: 1, you are a creep for saying "spermies." 2, they do not die from contact with air, they can live up to an hour. nice try though!
yeah i've had the back thing happen to me too. i don't know how i feel about it.
8:38 are you from jersey or something? That was the point, michael is dead, so everyone here are not older then 16... Stupid cunt
If a guy wipes anything on you that you don't want wiped on you, break his goddamned fingers.
I rubbed cheese steak on my girls face after we fucked....lmao
i know a guy who fingered me and wiped it on his own face then kept on smelling it because he liked the smell so much.. what a freak
You live in my town. I hope to god I don't know you.
7:35....or the fun of aborting it
8:49 - Who's the stupid cunt? After you write "so everyone here are not older then 16" you call someone a stupid cunt? Next time try so everyone here IS not older THAN 16.
Its a sign he likes you.
it's all fun and games, till you shoot your eye out
12:04-I wasn't grossed out or anything..It was just unexpected. My friend however, didn't think it was all that awesome. Hence the "ew wtf" response.
That's why you never tell a whore your last name 7:53, I don't want to be on any Daytime Talk Show with some Baby momma whose been on the show 15 times looking for her Babys Daddy, forced to take a DNA test... No last names solves all problems...
And 7:33, your a fucking idiot if you actually think sperm outside the vagina can impregnate a woman... You were a cum shot that should have been swallowed.
Duck her in the butt then make her suck u clean atm Moro
does anyone here like penn station? fuckin philly cheesesteak is the bomb!!!
I think its hot keep doing it.....Next you should put your panties on his face... I love that.
If she blew me and spit my cum on my face I'd wipe it off and smear it on her twat. That'll teach her.
id probly dick slap her
not all men in the brainerd area r freaks...lol My only fetish is fucking womansore
this is hilarious!!!!!! alternating messages about who's a whore, spermies shelf life, alimony, and michael jackson...keep it cuming...*no pun intended ;)
6:52 your right! i should find new tactics...
Hahahahah I did that too lol
Not from Duluth. Other side of the state.
Why the hell are all these weird guys calling girls who do anything sexual whores? Why so much sexism?
Who gives a fuck? Michael Jackson died... ) :
I've totally done that! I've also had girls take my hand from down there and suck their own juice off my fingers. That said, shut up 6:38
I lit my girlfriend on fire and kicked her in the vagina after I raped her dog.
Once i was doing it doggy style with my boyfriend playing halo and he was about to cum so he pulled out, took off the condom and came all over my back...it was a lovely surprise. He then proceeded to give me a back massage with his cum as his own special massage oil...it turned me on a lot
HAHAHAHA 6:48 you are my hero.
I once had a bf in high school who used to randomly stick his has down his pants, wipe it on my face and yell, BALL SWEAT. So one day I wacked him off at the movies and wiped it on his face and yelled BALL sweat at the top of my lungs.
that is some funny shit.
What a dick. But then again, usually you can tell guys are assholes before doing sexual activities with them, so it's probably your own fault, whore.
should've licked his fingers, hon.
9:45 who the fuck you think you are to tell him/her or anybody what to say? Go finger fuck your dog you useless whore, bitch, cunt, slut.
Thanks, but I'm not a whore, 6:38. He's not an asshole either..Just..Fuckin' weird.
that's what you get for not opening your mouth.
hahahahahahhahahhahha. gotta love minnesota.
whats worse is when they try to discreetly rub their hands on your back after and you know exactly what theyre doing
Not old enough, apparently.
i've had girls take my fingers and start sucking on them to taste themselves...wouldn't rub it and laugh but hey, that's funny
Woot up North Bitches! lol. Where is this chick from Duluth?
8:03, they can swim. that's why you're not supposed to spray anywhere near it.
6:38 here. You guys are idiots. If a guy wipes your juices on your face and laughs, he's an idiot and not worth talking do.
Hey guys, if a girl blew you and then spit your cum on your face, how would you feel?
It was a little gross at first, but then it was a really big thrill...the best part was the halo during doggystyle...although we were not very good aim seeing as i was being forced back and forth...but you know it was a good time anyway haha : D you should all try it!
I'VE DONE THAT OOO: She did it to me though. It was purely revenge.
8:22 - I'm sorry to say that your wrong. His death has been confirmed by an old Jackson family lawyer and the story has been released by Fox News
how old are you people?! jeezus.
if anyone here is older then 16 - michael jackson is still alive
7:58, sperm does NOT die once it hits the air. I hope you're not actually sexually active.
763 maple grove represent!!!!!!!!!!
haha i think i dated that guy (or a jackass like him). my condolences.
You dumbass, you get to go through the pain of fucking alimony payments. Idiot.
Yes but the joke is still on her. I don't have to go through the pain of carrying it or birthing it.
I Love It When They Do That To Me I'm So Naughty.
ummm spermies usually die once they're exposed to air... nice try though! and yay child support if your little guys pull through!!
who gives a fuck about Michael Jackson?
Then you might get a baby.
And then you'd both be screwed.
hahahahahahahaaa the guy with whom my V-card was cashed, did that to me...we were so innocent ... ahh memories
Yah I feel oh so innocent when my boyfriend wipes my cum on my face.... Wait a minute...