getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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That *used* to be true--it was a public-order offense and you had to pay a fine and listen to a lecture from a judge. Today, in some states, it's considered a "sex crime" and you'll end up on the sex-offender list for life. Lawyer up.
Unless you happened to be near a playground...
I'd lawyer up otherwise you'll be on that sex offender list