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  • How is that even a question? Toilet paper is easily stolen from public places.\n\nOn a serious note, I would like to see the eyebrows that need waxing so badly that one is willing to forgo toilet paper. We have many luxuries in the first world. Toilet paper is in the top 3 things that I would miss should this country's fortunes greatly change. I'd find some Goodwill tweezers. Just saying.

    Submitted by holliepop on May 19, 12 at 11:04pm
  • Goddamn Wisconsin

    Submitted by Psychonextdoor on May 19, 12 at 4:40pm
  • haaaaa I was on the receiving end of this text :-D

    Submitted by sethdowney on May 30, 12 at 5:57am
  • been thurr

    Submitted by mzsoprano on May 19, 12 at 11:46pm
  • Get your eyebrows waxed - steal napkins from McDonalds.

    Submitted by iamestelle on May 24, 12 at 1:39am
  • I need tp

    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 2:38pm
  • Just spread your cheeks and pinch it off.

    Submitted by Tyler9978 on May 19, 12 at 3:11pm
  • ... then there is killing yourself or going bowling.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 20, 12 at 5:42am
  • Get your eyebrows done and then steal toilet paper from honey boo boos house. You might as well go shopping too while you're there. They always have plenty to go around. :)

    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Sep 29, 12 at 5:11pm