But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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...and "Dudes' Night Out" was forever cancelled.
That exact moment in a relationship is one of the most exciting.
Why beat around the bush? Just grab the fucking tree and put that beaver to work!
@wubbazug .... I'm digging your ability to use so many references to the outdoors to get that point across.
Wow that will be fun for you AND him!
Dammit Jerry you're already facing consecutive life sentences
...so go for it, you have nothing to lose.
Bromance to the awkward level
If you're telling him all this why just get close to it? Might as well go for the gold and just grab the goods
Penis area? Really?
OP is a dude...
... like a shark