You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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A dick for every occasion. Similar to purses. If I had to describe mine, it would be the tuxedo t-shirt of cocks. It's says "Hey! I'm formal, but I still like to Party!"
Watch Talladega Nights much?
Op is a dude. Clearly.
Step brothers reference? Douche bag.