The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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Best line: I like your shoes, wanna fuck?
jesus christ, it's you're! get off the barstool and back to the classroom!
549, if ur 12 u shouldn't be on this site.
Thatd just make me giggle, no matter how hot he was. There are a lot better things he could do than flick it.
that pick up line would work for me.
you always gotta be a little rough while eating pussy.
and horny girl: I'll like your pussy slowly if you lick mine.
I love when bartenders fuck with people like that. It's fun to watch people try it and laugh. "Ask her if she wants to see your basement. Never fails."
Cmon quiet guy! Where's that tactless unwitty repartee you're so famous for? Bring it, bitch!
lmao 6:23. That would be even better. If some guy actually said that to me, I would laugh so fuckin hard. God. I really hope he listened to the bartender.
Nope. The best pick up line is to look her in the eyes and lick your eyebows.
Its better to look deep into her eyes and tell her how much you're going to skull fuck her.
It's better to look deep into eyes and say, "I'm going to stick it in your butt"
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
But then you'd have to follow through...
vagina flicking gets me every time ;)
I've never asked, so I've never been rejected. And I'm pretty sure you have no idea who my mo is.
I'm pretty sure that was just to get you to get rejected a lot so you buy more drinks.
I bet that bartender doesn't get laid much
Hahaha. Bartender FTW!!
I fucking love the 'you're' person.
Fix your auto correct clit slapper
New Rule: Quite guy needs to start honoring his name.
Your mom is into eyes as I did your dad
Yeah! Slap that clit! Slap it! The clit MUST be slapped!
Quiet, we determined yesterday that I did in fact fuck your dead mother. But you're right, I only knew her in the biblical sense
I like Horney girl better than quiet guy. What other personalities do you have?
U always gotta flick the clit after u lick it a lil bit
Lick my clit slowly. Then Take it in your mouth and suck it until I cum.
-the horny girl
You know all about rejection, dontcha quiet?
-the clit slapped who ducked your mother