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  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:25am

    Best line: I like your shoes, wanna fuck?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:55pm

    549, if ur 12 u shouldn't be on this site.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:04am

    that pick up line would work for me. you always gotta be a little rough while eating pussy. and horny girl: I'll like your pussy slowly if you lick mine.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:49pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    Its better to look deep into her eyes and tell her how much you're going to skull fuck her.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:33am

    It's better to look deep into eyes and say, "I'm going to stick it in your butt"

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:26am

    lmao 6:23. That would be even better. If some guy actually said that to me, I would laugh so fuckin hard. God. I really hope he listened to the bartender.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:16am

    Hahaha. Bartender FTW!!

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:07am

    jesus christ, it's you're! get off the barstool and back to the classroom!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:20am

    Thatd just make me giggle, no matter how hot he was. There are a lot better things he could do than flick it.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:24pm

    I love when bartenders fuck with people like that. It's fun to watch people try it and laugh. "Ask her if she wants to see your basement. Never fails."

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:31am

    I'm pretty sure that was just to get you to get rejected a lot so you buy more drinks. -quiet guy

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:02am

    I've never asked, so I've never been rejected. And I'm pretty sure you have no idea who my mo is. -quiet guy

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:55pm

    I fucking love the 'you're' person.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:46am

    vagina flicking gets me every time ;)

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40pm

    New Rule: Quite guy needs to start honoring his name.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28am

    Cmon quiet guy! Where's that tactless unwitty repartee you're so famous for? Bring it, bitch!

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:57am

    Fix your auto correct clit slapper

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:30am

    I bet that bartender doesn't get laid much

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:05pm

    Nope. The best pick up line is to look her in the eyes and lick your eyebows.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:36am

    I like Horney girl better than quiet guy. What other personalities do you have?

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:25am

    U always gotta flick the clit after u lick it a lil bit

  • 16 28
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:03am

    But then you'd have to follow through...

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:31am

    Lick my clit slowly. Then Take it in your mouth and suck it until I cum. -the horny girl

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:23am

    Quiet, we determined yesterday that I did in fact fuck your dead mother. But you're right, I only knew her in the biblical sense

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:03pm

    Your mom is into eyes as I did your dad

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:01am

    Yeah! Slap that clit! Slap it! The clit MUST be slapped!

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:39am

    You know all about rejection, dontcha quiet? -the clit slapped who ducked your mother