The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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Best line: I like your shoes, wanna fuck?
jesus christ, it's you're! get off the barstool and back to the classroom!
549, if ur 12 u shouldn't be on this site.
that pick up line would work for me.
you always gotta be a little rough while eating pussy.
and horny girl: I'll like your pussy slowly if you lick mine.
vagina flicking gets me every time ;)
lmao 6:23. That would be even better. If some guy actually said that to me, I would laugh so fuckin hard. God. I really hope he listened to the bartender.
Thatd just make me giggle, no matter how hot he was. There are a lot better things he could do than flick it.
I love when bartenders fuck with people like that. It's fun to watch people try it and laugh. "Ask her if she wants to see your basement. Never fails."
Nope. The best pick up line is to look her in the eyes and lick your eyebows.
But then you'd have to follow through...
Its better to look deep into her eyes and tell her how much you're going to skull fuck her.
Cmon quiet guy! Where's that tactless unwitty repartee you're so famous for? Bring it, bitch!
I've never asked, so I've never been rejected. And I'm pretty sure you have no idea who my mo is.
I'm pretty sure that was just to get you to get rejected a lot so you buy more drinks.
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
It's better to look deep into eyes and say, "I'm going to stick it in your butt"
I bet that bartender doesn't get laid much
Hahaha. Bartender FTW!!
I fucking love the 'you're' person.
Fix your auto correct clit slapper
New Rule: Quite guy needs to start honoring his name.
Quiet, we determined yesterday that I did in fact fuck your dead mother. But you're right, I only knew her in the biblical sense
Yeah! Slap that clit! Slap it! The clit MUST be slapped!
Your mom is into eyes as I did your dad
I like Horney girl better than quiet guy. What other personalities do you have?
U always gotta flick the clit after u lick it a lil bit
You know all about rejection, dontcha quiet?
-the clit slapped who ducked your mother
Lick my clit slowly. Then Take it in your mouth and suck it until I cum.
-the horny girl