I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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He's not judging...just jealous of the lucky bastard gettin booty.
take him doughnuts and watch his attitude change
he is probably bored out of his mind
Lots of "maid services" in gated communities run hours like this.
This one hits a little to close to home! LOL
We've all been there. Perhaps the guard actually envies you!
Been there, fuckin awkward
Me too, especially when he asks "what's your business here?"