He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Mods can you answer this one simple question? Are you seriously retarded? Do you actually find reposting the same shit over and over funny? Fuck you, seriously.
Wow...this is on the all time greatest nights somewhere. Way to go Mods you're now using copied texts...
My shit must really suck to not make it on here but duplicate texts do.... Fuckin lame
What the fuck is it with all these Goldfish texts on TFLN?
Ok, the one before this was from the person who threw the goldfish.. this one is from the owner of the toilet. Get it? Maybe the moderators thought it was funny that they both texted about it and wanted people who really read the site to string it together. Who knows?
How about some originality....
Either way this has to be one of my favorites.
This is the third time I've seen this on tfln. Stop goldfish cruelty!
I am the Queen of France!
1:37, we much rather prefer fake texts that start with "you were so drunk/high", texts about Jersey Shore, and texts about farmville. If you post something containing those words it will most likely make it.
1:37 - face it. Your posts just aren't that funny.
WTF, my shit never makes it on here.. YET, recycled texts get on here all the time. Like this one. Friggen lame.
Mushrooms for sure. Or robitussin
Also OP you're fucking pathetic to actually duplicate a text that was already on here
IN SOVIET RUSSA CRACKER LAUGH AT YOU!!!!!!
I've got a feeling I've seen this one before. Where have the funny texts gone?
Haha I tryed 10 minuits AND I WAS DRUNK
definitely a repost -.-
At least it didn't start with "___ was so high that...."
(678): Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Well c'mon. . . . .a goldfish in your toilet. . . . . .that's pretty damned funny!!
Seriously, who the fuck lets this get on here AGAIN?
Third or fourth time this SAME EXACT TEXT has been here...