also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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The one on the ground or above your vag?
I thought we agreed you were going to swallow that.
Hard for guys to sneak out in the middle of the night if it crunches when you step on it.
From the lunch date, I assume.
You gotta give em something to aim for baby!
if you practiced kiegels more it wouldn't seep out of your vag in your sleep
Call 1-800-STEEMERS ;)
So, I guess the carpet really matches the drapes now.
Sounds like a guy to me...