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  • 88 36
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 25, 12 at 12:54pm

    The one on the ground or above your vag?

  • 58 31
    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 25, 12 at 1:45pm

    I thought we agreed you were going to swallow that.

  • 54 29
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 5:59pm

    Hard for guys to sneak out in the middle of the night if it crunches when you step on it.

  • 43 33
    Submitted by pervy_ninja on Apr 25, 12 at 12:53pm

    From the lunch date, I assume.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 25, 12 at 12:48pm

    You gotta give em something to aim for baby!

  • 40 33
    Submitted by mollyface on Apr 25, 12 at 10:49pm

    Call 1-800-STEEMERS ;)

  • 35 31
    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 26, 12 at 1:43am

    So, I guess the carpet really matches the drapes now.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:32am

    if you practiced kiegels more it wouldn't seep out of your vag in your sleep

  • 32 32
    Submitted by 72badgirl on Apr 25, 12 at 11:19pm

    Sounds like a guy to me...