I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Two types of riders come out of barrel racing. The ones that ride smooth and have the perfect balance between bounce and grind. The then other ones the think of your dick as a nail and she is the hammer.
They make an interesting mini trampoline for the morons. Saw it in a sex toy magazine. I giggled, like where the fuck are you going to hide that?
Riding a mechanical bull makes for a better show! Especially when done slowly...
He should be flattered you were thinking about riding a horse while you were riding him.
....do a barrel roll!!
"Oh omg you snapped my d*ck off!"
Usfcountry If she treats your dick like a nail to her hammer she was probably not a very good barrel racer :).