I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Try realizing you fucking a legal age girl that was not born yet when you graduated from high school.
Star Tours will have it's 21st anniversary this month on the 12th. So, there's a four year range for hopefully legal hookups.
Except that Star Tours opened in 1987. That's 26 years.
Star tours? This leads me to think he's talking about jail bait.