We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Condiment sammiches? Oh yeah! You don't want the meat.
Practice safe eating, use condiments.
With enough alcohol, a straight chick can go bi in a heart-beat. That would be quite a show..,
A lesbian is just a chick who hasn’t found the right dick…BUT if that’s not true than why was the lesbian even there? Save the alcohol for girls who like meat