He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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hipsters couples. Jesus....they're breeding now.
No, no breeding. His skinny jeans have cut the blood flow to his balls off too much, and the mustache wax has been applied so much that chemicals have him shooting blanks.
"Now take left over horse carcass and char it nicely over an open fire..."
This explains why you are seeing a lot of day care rooms at con's these days.
WHERE IS THIS FABLED MAN?!