and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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pics or it didn't happen
I'm gunna fuck you till your vagina queefs out that " la la lala la la" song
I feel like this wouldn't throw me off...
Somewhere, Katy Perry is reading this and saying "What a great idea!"
Just have someone lick it off
Pics or it didn't happen
hmm...I always wanted to bang smurfet
Any line from the smurfs is appropriate here....
Why did you have jellies shots in your bra?
It's smurftastic!!!! Be sure to smurf any smurf near your smurf and you'll have a smurfy day!!!