and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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pics or it didn't happen
I'm gunna fuck you till your vagina queefs out that " la la lala la la" song
I feel like this wouldn't throw me off...
Somewhere, Katy Perry is reading this and saying "What a great idea!"
Just have someone lick it off
It's smurftastic!!!! Be sure to smurf any smurf near your smurf and you'll have a smurfy day!!!
Pics or it didn't happen
Any line from the smurfs is appropriate here....
Why did you have jellies shots in your bra?
hmm...I always wanted to bang smurfet