Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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The problem with a close out sale is that they don't allow returns. That, and you're usually getting stuff that other people have brought back several times before because it just wasn't good in the first place.
so effing true!
Not to worry. Any vag having a close-out sale won't ever really close and will always be offering secret sales on the side.
Yeah am I the only one who thinks this is crazy fucked up?
Don't worry that you probably will see that same vag in your local goodwill in less than 6 months
She's getting divorced in 3
You stay classy, New Jersey
won't be her last marriage.
it was like the ross of vaginas. cheap & dirty yet irresistable. extreme cuponing meets vaginas.
well atleast you smashed that before she got married