Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Girls who hunt are girls who deserve to get laid.
By far the best post I've seen in a while
Maybe if your nicer to things with nuts you'll get laid.
fail at your grammar nazi attempt... It is you're
As in "you're a dick for busting my balls when I'm hungover."?
You'll a grumpy pot calling the kettle black.
You're*, voice to text is a bitch.
your my kinda girl.
This is what I like to hear! Haha 406 represent
You consider moving to Alabama. Those are both completely acceptable day-time activities here.
....but you can't make her attractive.
....but you can't take the brother/father combo out of a montana girl.
I do that every morning....
But you can't take montana out of the girl...
exactly! she said it wrong.
Montana girls ftw!
... But fugly girls can't get laid anywhere
but you can't take her cousin out of her.