guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Oh oh oh no you didn't
At least an Alaskan Pipeline doesn't have a hairy bush. New York Jews look like Sasquatch
Very classy, dickface!
Better than an Alaskan Pipeline I suppose
In soviet Russia, soviet doesn't fuming care about YOU!
the groin massage sounds awesome, now the frosty vagina doesnt really sound like fun though
I'm craving pussy now
No one fucking cares about soviet Russia.
In soviet Russia, massages frost YOUR vagina!
Well, if the texter had not mentioned groin massage, I am sure this would have been from my wife.
@1:27 oh wow, im gonna be a buzzkill, how lame
the frosty vagina must belong to one of those jewish bitches from NYC
good job hawaii !! didnt know there was frosty vagina out there!
a frosty vagina sounds like a yeast infection, call your doctor.
frosty vagina sounds like a cool, refreshing drink mmmm
Frosty vagina sounds deeelicious!!!
I love soviet Russia. Its what makes this site entertaining anymore