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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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No one fucking cares about soviet Russia.
I'm craving pussy now
Better than an Alaskan Pipeline I suppose
the groin massage sounds awesome, now the frosty vagina doesnt really sound like fun though
good job hawaii !! didnt know there was frosty vagina out there!
Very classy, dickface!
At least an Alaskan Pipeline doesn't have a hairy bush. New York Jews look like Sasquatch
Oh oh oh no you didn't
the frosty vagina must belong to one of those jewish bitches from NYC
Frosty vagina sounds deeelicious!!!
In soviet Russia, soviet doesn't fuming care about YOU!
@1:27 oh wow, im gonna be a buzzkill, how lame
In soviet Russia, massages frost YOUR vagina!
Well, if the texter had not mentioned groin massage, I am sure this would have been from my wife.
a frosty vagina sounds like a yeast infection, call your doctor.
frosty vagina sounds like a cool, refreshing drink mmmm
I love soviet Russia. Its what makes this site entertaining anymore
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