guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Oh oh oh no you didn't
Very classy, dickface!
At least an Alaskan Pipeline doesn't have a hairy bush. New York Jews look like Sasquatch
Better than an Alaskan Pipeline I suppose
In soviet Russia, soviet doesn't fuming care about YOU!
No one fucking cares about soviet Russia.
the groin massage sounds awesome, now the frosty vagina doesnt really sound like fun though
I'm craving pussy now
In soviet Russia, massages frost YOUR vagina!
@1:27 oh wow, im gonna be a buzzkill, how lame
Well, if the texter had not mentioned groin massage, I am sure this would have been from my wife.
the frosty vagina must belong to one of those jewish bitches from NYC
a frosty vagina sounds like a yeast infection, call your doctor.
good job hawaii !! didnt know there was frosty vagina out there!
frosty vagina sounds like a cool, refreshing drink mmmm
Frosty vagina sounds deeelicious!!!
I love soviet Russia. Its what makes this site entertaining anymore