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  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:47am
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    the groin massage sounds awesome, now the frosty vagina doesnt really sound like fun though

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:02pm
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    At least an Alaskan Pipeline doesn't have a hairy bush. New York Jews look like Sasquatch

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:50pm
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    Oh oh oh no you didn't

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:19am
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    No one fucking cares about soviet Russia.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:09am
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    In soviet Russia, massages frost YOUR vagina!

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:41pm
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    Better than an Alaskan Pipeline I suppose

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:23am
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    Very classy, dickface!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:19pm
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    I'm craving pussy now

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:46pm
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    @1:27 oh wow, im gonna be a buzzkill, how lame

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:06pm
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    the frosty vagina must belong to one of those jewish bitches from NYC

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:43pm
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    In soviet Russia, soviet doesn't fuming care about YOU!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:57am
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    Well, if the texter had not mentioned groin massage, I am sure this would have been from my wife.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:48am
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    good job hawaii !! didnt know there was frosty vagina out there!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:41am
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    a frosty vagina sounds like a yeast infection, call your doctor.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:27am
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    frosty vagina sounds like a cool, refreshing drink mmmm

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:19pm
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    Frosty vagina sounds deeelicious!!!

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:55am
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    I love soviet Russia. Its what makes this site entertaining anymore