guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Better than an Alaskan Pipeline I suppose
Oh oh oh no you didn't
Very classy, dickface!
No one fucking cares about soviet Russia.
At least an Alaskan Pipeline doesn't have a hairy bush. New York Jews look like Sasquatch
the groin massage sounds awesome, now the frosty vagina doesnt really sound like fun though
In soviet Russia, massages frost YOUR vagina!
In soviet Russia, soviet doesn't fuming care about YOU!
I'm craving pussy now
Well, if the texter had not mentioned groin massage, I am sure this would have been from my wife.
the frosty vagina must belong to one of those jewish bitches from NYC
@1:27 oh wow, im gonna be a buzzkill, how lame
a frosty vagina sounds like a yeast infection, call your doctor.
good job hawaii !! didnt know there was frosty vagina out there!
frosty vagina sounds like a cool, refreshing drink mmmm
Frosty vagina sounds deeelicious!!!
I love soviet Russia. Its what makes this site entertaining anymore