He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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Not at all, a woman's gotta have her standards.
I can totally relate: Star Wars Girl Problem #756
If you'd be Slave Leia, I wouldn't mind being a fat lazy slob who controls your life and has minions do things for me.
You're overthinking it. The Slave Leia outfit is hot. That's about as far as his mind went.