Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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How does this have MORE thumbs down than up? Any story that ends with a bj is a good story.
Every happy meal brings a happy ending
Bah-duh ba ba baaaaah, I'm loving it.
When you feel like, look like and don't give a shit, that brings in the daddy issue girls.
Now that's some skillz!