He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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250 pounds of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse!
Nasty and dissappointment balled up into one text .... Touché
If he's that fat and you were going to sleep with him your probably not much of a catch yourself. I think you should stop complaining and be thankful you got any D at all.
Fat guys have tiny dicks. Fact.\nLol "pull back the groin fat" lol
Ew. Groin fat. ...just ew.
There's nothing wrong with a small wiener!
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit in this one.
Sounds like my ex
Everything is wrong with small dicks.
That's very disappointing....
Only guys with small dicks say there is nothing wrong with a small dick. Your never here and avg-large guy say it.
All fat guys have small dicks. I really hope someone will be able to explain to me why one of these days.
Fat guys are portable heaters, we cuddle better, and we usually try to be more skilled at sex because we know our dicks are average at best. Also, fat accumulates everywhere, even around the groin. Dumbasses.