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  • 250 pounds of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse!

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 7, 13 at 11:46am
  • Nasty and dissappointment balled up into one text .... Touché

    Submitted by 1310tulip on Feb 7, 13 at 10:47am
  • If he's that fat and you were going to sleep with him your probably not much of a catch yourself. I think you should stop complaining and be thankful you got any D at all.

    Submitted by Rock_Chalk52 on Feb 7, 13 at 6:46pm
  • Fat guys have tiny dicks. Fact.\nLol "pull back the groin fat" lol

    Submitted by nitro420 on Feb 7, 13 at 4:21pm
  • Male FUPA

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 7, 13 at 10:50am
  • I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit in this one.

    Submitted by andstuff on Feb 7, 13 at 11:52am
  • Ew. Groin fat. ...just ew.

    Submitted by dapickle2006 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:37pm
  • There's nothing wrong with a small wiener!

    Submitted by RodFarva on Feb 7, 13 at 11:38am
  • Sounds like my ex

    Submitted by irishgal515 on Feb 7, 13 at 10:25pm
  • Everything is wrong with small dicks.

    Submitted by combatxbarbie on Feb 8, 13 at 1:06pm
  • That's very disappointing....

    Submitted by VaVaVixen420 on Feb 7, 13 at 11:20am
  • Only guys with small dicks say there is nothing wrong with a small dick. Your never here and avg-large guy say it.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 8, 13 at 7:31am
  • All fat guys have small dicks. I really hope someone will be able to explain to me why one of these days.

    Submitted by kwack on Feb 10, 13 at 10:29pm
  • Groin fat?!???

    Submitted by Key_umm on Feb 8, 13 at 5:40pm
  • Fat guys are portable heaters, we cuddle better, and we usually try to be more skilled at sex because we know our dicks are average at best. Also, fat accumulates everywhere, even around the groin. Dumbasses.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:34pm