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  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 7, 13 at 11:46am

    250 pounds of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse!

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    Submitted by 1310tulip on Feb 7, 13 at 10:47am

    Nasty and dissappointment balled up into one text .... Touché

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    Submitted by Rock_Chalk52 on Feb 7, 13 at 6:46pm

    If he's that fat and you were going to sleep with him your probably not much of a catch yourself. I think you should stop complaining and be thankful you got any D at all.

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 7, 13 at 10:50am

    Male FUPA

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Feb 7, 13 at 4:21pm

    Fat guys have tiny dicks. Fact.\nLol "pull back the groin fat" lol

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    Submitted by andstuff on Feb 7, 13 at 11:52am

    I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit in this one.

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    Submitted by VaVaVixen420 on Feb 7, 13 at 11:20am

    That's very disappointing....

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    Submitted by irishgal515 on Feb 7, 13 at 10:25pm

    Sounds like my ex

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    Submitted by dapickle2006 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:37pm

    Ew. Groin fat. ...just ew.

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    Submitted by combatxbarbie on Feb 8, 13 at 1:06pm

    Everything is wrong with small dicks.

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Feb 7, 13 at 11:38am

    There's nothing wrong with a small wiener!

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Feb 8, 13 at 5:40pm

    Groin fat?!???

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 8, 13 at 7:31am

    Only guys with small dicks say there is nothing wrong with a small dick. Your never here and avg-large guy say it.

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    Submitted by kwack on Feb 10, 13 at 10:29pm

    All fat guys have small dicks. I really hope someone will be able to explain to me why one of these days.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:34pm

    Fat guys are portable heaters, we cuddle better, and we usually try to be more skilled at sex because we know our dicks are average at best. Also, fat accumulates everywhere, even around the groin. Dumbasses.