After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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see ladies? its not us, its you. your own kind has validated everything we've ever told you.
Better dead than friend zone!
Not sure whether raucous cheering or stunned, reverent silence is in order here. They finally understand...
No it isn't. Up your game or lower your standards. I'd suggest the first.
Picking up _straight_ chicks is hard. Picking up lesbians (if you're a female) is a breeze.
Quite true. This is why I let them come to me.
Just tell them you have wine coolers and a 12 in cock in your trunk. They'll come running.