Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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by "VD" OP means venereal disease
At the same time?!
You put yourself in that situation. Should carry yourself differently and stop going after losers.
That? That is my Tuesday.
Dates are overrated anyway.
Damn, she has dick on the brain...
Dick dick dick dick dick dick. That's a lotta dicks!
Haha. I can totally relate to that.
Probably be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway on Feb 15...
It pays to be a Backpage whore! At least you got paid. And if that does not describe your situation, then yikes!