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  • Bullshit. Pissing through your boxers requires a small dick, not your imagination.

    Submitted by ebonymaker on Apr 5, 12 at 4:05am
  • I guess that's what happens when you have to dry hump your couch through your pants instead of getting naked and fucking bitches.

    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 4, 12 at 4:44pm
  • Today is a go fuck yourself kind of day

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 4, 12 at 2:25pm
  • Hungover me forgets to hold my penis up outta the water when I gotta take a shit all the time. But the bright side is the water is cold and invigorating.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Apr 5, 12 at 11:40pm
  • the hell it is you ever sit on the can to drop one and your dick hits the wall inside the toilet..you know..where nobody ever cleans...*shudders* not gunna even go into balls dunking into the water

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 4:45pm
    • If your balls are literally dunking I think you need a taller toilet...

      Submitted by Eventually on Apr 4, 12 at 5:37pm
      • Think about veterinarians first and your balls will never hit the water.

        Submitted by porksword on Apr 4, 12 at 6:13pm
        • my toilet is fine but alotta public bathrooms...and its the heat..they droop...I'm gunna need a wheelbarrow when I'm 50

          Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 7:07pm
  • My guy doesn't need to point. It just hangs there perfectly.

    Submitted by togatoga on May 8, 13 at 5:54pm
  • My dick goes out the leg of my boxers and i still pull it out to point when takin a piss.

    Submitted by nitro420 on Mar 2, 13 at 2:20pm