Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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Bullshit. Pissing through your boxers requires a small dick, not your imagination.
I guess that's what happens when you have to dry hump your couch through your pants instead of getting naked and fucking bitches.
Today is a go fuck yourself kind of day
Hungover me forgets to hold my penis up outta the water when I gotta take a shit all the time. But the bright side is the water is cold and invigorating.
the hell it is you ever sit on the can to drop one and your dick hits the wall inside the toilet..you know..where nobody ever cleans...*shudders* not gunna even go into balls dunking into the water
If your balls are literally dunking I think you need a taller toilet...
Think about veterinarians first and your balls will never hit the water.
my toilet is fine but alotta public bathrooms...and its the heat..they droop...I'm gunna need a wheelbarrow when I'm 50
My guy doesn't need to point. It just hangs there perfectly.
My dick goes out the leg of my boxers and i still pull it out to point when takin a piss.