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  • 48 41
    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 4, 12 at 4:44pm

    I guess that's what happens when you have to dry hump your couch through your pants instead of getting naked and fucking bitches.

  • 36 19
    Submitted by ebonymaker on Apr 5, 12 at 4:05am

    Bullshit. Pissing through your boxers requires a small dick, not your imagination.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 4, 12 at 2:25pm

    Today is a go fuck yourself kind of day

  • 35 34
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 4:45pm

    the hell it is you ever sit on the can to drop one and your dick hits the wall inside the toilet..you know..where nobody ever cleans...*shudders* not gunna even go into balls dunking into the water

    • 36 29
      Submitted by Eventually on Apr 4, 12 at 5:37pm

      If your balls are literally dunking I think you need a taller toilet...

      • 31 35
        Submitted by porksword on Apr 4, 12 at 6:13pm

        Think about veterinarians first and your balls will never hit the water.

        • 34 36
          Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 7:07pm

          my toilet is fine but alotta public bathrooms...and its the heat..they droop...I'm gunna need a wheelbarrow when I'm 50

  • 29 24
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Apr 5, 12 at 11:40pm

    Hungover me forgets to hold my penis up outta the water when I gotta take a shit all the time. But the bright side is the water is cold and invigorating.

  • 15 12
    Submitted by togatoga on May 8, 13 at 5:54pm

    My guy doesn't need to point. It just hangs there perfectly.

  • 13 16
    Submitted by nitro420 on Mar 2, 13 at 2:20pm

    My dick goes out the leg of my boxers and i still pull it out to point when takin a piss.