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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 30, 11 at 4:58pm

    You clearly have access to a phone though. There's only three didgets you need to hit.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by fsunole on Aug 30, 11 at 7:26pm

    Likely your diaphragm

  • 52 55
    Submitted by ninjaken on Aug 30, 11 at 6:03pm

    Lemonade diet?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 30, 11 at 11:10pm

    The heart attack part typically messes up texting. And too much barfing repeatedly can toss it off rythem.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by muffinz on Aug 31, 11 at 12:04am

    Looks like someone had a good night

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    Submitted by NikkiNik on Aug 12, 12 at 2:17pm

    i haven't shit solid in like weeks xD