You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by technoir on Sep 6, 13 at 8:26am

    Care and feeding of boyfriends is easy. We're pretty low-maintenance. Sex a couple times a week, keep the fridge stocked with sodas and proteins (like pepperettes, cheese, deli meats), hose us down a couple times a week (generally before and after the sexing), and have a premium cable package so we can stay entertained while you're not around.

  • Submitted by okieraider71 on Sep 6, 13 at 7:50am

    How often do you want to be eaten?

  • Submitted by ashannen25 on Sep 6, 13 at 11:31am

    Like don't worry like I don't think it will like ever be like a problem for you.

  • 93 88
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Sep 6, 13 at 5:23pm

    This is also off Tumblr. Damnit people.

  • 86 80
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 7, 13 at 12:18am

    Same is asked about freshman girls.

  • 84 83
    Submitted by 🔥 on Sep 7, 13 at 8:06am

    Give them a backscratch and they will love you forever

  • Submitted by MILF68 on Sep 6, 13 at 8:13pm

    Maybe a girlfriend is more your speed.

  • Submitted by tduke421 on Sep 6, 13 at 4:03pm

    this was stolen off facebook . Lol be original at least

  • Submitted by theskaven on Sep 7, 13 at 6:16pm

    Sex a couple of times per week? Do you want him to starve? That doesn't happen until the 10th year of marriage. And you forgot to mention the blow jobs during period weeks!!