I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Care and feeding of boyfriends is easy. We're pretty low-maintenance. Sex a couple times a week, keep the fridge stocked with sodas and proteins (like pepperettes, cheese, deli meats), hose us down a couple times a week (generally before and after the sexing), and have a premium cable package so we can stay entertained while you're not around.
How often do you want to be eaten?
Like don't worry like I don't think it will like ever be like a problem for you.
Same is asked about freshman girls.
This is also off Tumblr. Damnit people.
Maybe a girlfriend is more your speed.
Give them a backscratch and they will love you forever
this was stolen off facebook . Lol be original at least
Sex a couple of times per week? Do you want him to starve? That doesn't happen until the 10th year of marriage. And you forgot to mention the blow jobs during period weeks!!