Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Yoda was 800 or 900 years old
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not". #swgeek
900 he was
But a long road of trials to purity it is. Many lower roads intersect this path that most travel.
And he speaks dislexic, a green fucking midget thing, and no one knows what the hell he is