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  • Submitted by Phys on May 31, 12 at 8:20pm

    He wanted to melt in her mouth, not in her hand

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 19, 12 at 7:05pm

      That makes me wonder whether Eminem ever gets fangirls using that as a pickup line on him.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on May 31, 12 at 7:37pm

    Yeah, the guy who got the hand job was pissed about it.

  • Submitted by porksword on May 31, 12 at 4:42pm

    Who the fuck wants a hand job? It's the consolation prize for no sex.

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      Submitted by porksword on May 31, 12 at 5:05pm

      .....and that's what really grinds my gears....

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 31, 12 at 10:39pm

        nicely done pork

  • Submitted by hogfish on May 31, 12 at 10:10pm

    My girl gives me a handjob, and when I'm getting close asks me where I want to shoot my load! \nLove it when she strokes me off onto her face, incredible breasts or ass cheeks...\nThat's not a bad thing

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on May 31, 12 at 5:05pm

    A hand job is better than no job...

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    Submitted by sven308 on Jun 1, 12 at 8:24am

    Hey it's a recession. any job is good

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 12 at 10:13pm

    Handjobs, better than just friends but still not scoring.

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    Submitted by rikie83 on May 31, 12 at 6:38pm

    Your penis was jealous?

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    Submitted by unclestuffy on Jun 1, 12 at 3:08am

    Hogfish - yes!! :)

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    Submitted by ForskinNinja on Mar 20, 13 at 7:38pm

    Well I'm sure if your father gave you a Hand Job your mother would be pissed.... Aren't you?