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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 20, 13 at 11:59am

    Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 20, 13 at 10:09am

    I'm guessing you crossed your heart, hoped to fly, and stuck a cupcake in your eye.

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    Submitted by MplsChk on Sep 22, 13 at 10:02pm

    I would be more concerned with why no one would look you in the eye. That usually means trouble.