Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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maybe she also uses them for currency like in Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
this might be the most fucked up thing i've ever read
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I used to work for a painter in a college town. The guy who moved out left a couch. We moved it so we could pant the wall behind it. Apparently this was his "finger and toenail clipping couch" and he put all of the clippings behind the couch between the wall and let them fall on the carpet. There was a line of finger and toenails and inch wide the entire length of the couch. That dude and this girl should hook up. Blech.
oh god im going to throw up
that is theee fakest shit ever. thanks douchebags
Was she hot? If so, you should have let her shower you with her clippings, it would have been incredible.
Fingernail biting actually does make me feel ill. I was at Quizno's yesterday and this dude was eating his sandwich while biting his nails. I lost my appetite and couldn't even touch my sub.
My cousin used to keep a collection of his toenails - his mom flipped out when she discovered it. I don't know what he did with them...
wow, i'm eating..i should NOT have read that right now..
i feel absolutely sick to my stomach.
Lmao I literally laughed out loud
i do not chew on my fingernails, and i think that habit is not attractive to say the least, it wouldn't send me running out the door... but keeping toenail clippings for the express purpose to chew on is disturbing and probably a symptom of some psychological/emotional issues.
@1:44 you really are a fucking idiot. she drank their jizz, not fucked em you tard. can't get pregnant by drinking semen! i swear, the kids these days.
How does one get a date from one of the Hills Have Eyes characters?
Fucking gross and I'm pretty fucked up
wow, I just dry heaved. good thing I haven't had breakfast or I would have ruined my laptop.
if this text is real.... there's something really wrong with that person....
my old roommate used to cut his toe nails and finger nails in the shower and leave them there... and i thought that was nasty
Who the hell clicked "Good night" on this?!?!
ive known girls that let have been so hammered that for 5 bucks drink jizz out of a cup from like 10 different ppl at a party.. one by one they go in the bathroom and rubbed one out, and this girl drank it.. true story, it was like 2 shots worth dude.. i couldnt believe.. took it down with no problem, and then obviously no one would talk to her OR let her hit the blunt
gross! i hope this is fake...
ur dating the wrong girls dude.
1:52, i bet you didn't just throw up in your mouth a little, liar. and holy fuck, man if you made that shit up, even though its probably fucking sicker than that dude who ass fucked that chick that sharted her self, thats a pretty damn good story. toenails in a jar. i wonder if they all meshed together, and what it smells like. probably like old dirty toenails would.sick.
Best thing I've ever heard.
I wish I could hit "Bad Night" more than once.......
Mm you sound delicious
Heat up your dictionary instead please
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I thought I was bad when I would just flick them in the general direction of the trash can in my room...
How do I maked baby?
.... It's called food. Try it.
I hope you ran out of there as fast as you possibly could
fuck, i lost my appetite n i just heatd up sum taquitos
i just threw up in my mouth a little
this made me vomit in my mouth a little. yuck.
Makes me want to vomit
...that's a joke from a comedian
ewww.... just.... ewwww! i think a small part of my soul just died
*shrugs shoulders* hmm I'd hit it.
i just threw up a little in my mouth.....
oh my fucking godd. thats a keeper.
i want this to be fake but i dont think it is.... grody!
Yuck, I'd hit bad night about 90 more times if it'd let me....but hey, any port in a storm
that is the nastiest shit ive ever heard in my life...
hahahaha thats so gross
wow, what the fuck?
This really amuses me. Sickens me, but amuses me at the same time.
Why toe nails? Wouldn't she just clip her fingernails and keep them in there to chew on? That's why I'm calling this fake.
GAG, i almost just spit out my lunch
fuck that is disgusting...
This is REPULSIVE!!! *VOMIT*
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
this is too gross to be true
gag me thats disgusting
1:44, 1:03, and 12:39: this whole things goin up on 4chan. let the \b\ashing \b\egin!
I really hope this wasn't a serious text
Oh... vom. This is even worse than all those awful menstrual texts...
Whatever floats the psychos boat
You've got to be kidding me! What a sick fuck! EWWWWWW
That guys lucky she didnt throw him in a pit and spray him with a hose when he didnt do what she told him to
i really hope you RAN the fuck out of there and didn't put your dick in her.
Shit that's fuxking sick
10:05 like you don't do something kind of gross ever. you people all must be perfect with no odd quirks at all. and by perfect i mean boring. i know i'm not the only person who likes to chew on fingernails. and please don't try to tell me that chewing on fingernails is just as gross as keeping a jar of crusty toenails to gnaw on later. at least mine are fresh and not left to fester in a jar. fuck that noise.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE HUMANS
kay now thats just a little FUCKING disgusting
5:53 can kiss my golden brown ass.
12:21 Bring them here. The entertainment is always flowing.
For foreplay, you can optionally chew her unclipped toenails while she chews her clipped toenails, and see who can get the most in their mouth fastest. You clearly have a disadvantage, therefore she must wear a blindfold and not know where the jar is.
Fake. It was a CAN, not a jar.
that is the nastiest shit ever!!
ewwww fuck that's wrong.
That's fucking disgusting.
9:27....it is REALLY gross. Don't feel better, because that's fucking disgusting
just like this text
WOOOOW GROSS AS FUCK!!!
Fake. Seriously TFLN, step your game up.
But she lapped your ass, didn't she?
that's some of the nastiest shit I've ever heard...
She must like toe jam
on the upside, how likely is it that she's up for some crazy shit?
Does she also see sand people?
ugh this is so gross, just goes to show you, if a girls hot enough to go home with..thers probabaly something a little off with her..
@ 2:56, Was it Jason?
Reminds me of the giant jar of ZsaZsa Gabor nail clippings on SNL. Anyone remember that? Bueller?
I hope you ran. Run Forest, fucking run!
3:07 Redneck runs in the family no doubt
I'm both fucking disgusted and impressed with her powers of foresight. Always be prepared.
we need to know who this person is cuz I sure as hell don't want to run into her somewhere in town
W. T. F.
does she have a jar of semen next to it that she sips out of when she has no dick to suck?
Grahm Norton was right. this is bad...
Totally knew a guy who did the SAME thing
o m g ...i don't care if this is real or not., just the thought of that made me vomit a little
1:03 What do you mean? If there's 10 people how is she going to tell who the father is? That's what I want to know. I'm only 12 but I know she isn't married to any of them.
just fucking threw up, thanks. god.
That is hilarious
NO FUCKING WAYY!!!! No way people are that weird
this is why i absolutely HATE people with dark skin colors.. i own 5 slavess!!!
At least you know she saves money by not having to get pedicures and is extremely flexible....
it's physical vomit now.
Did she get pregnant? How does she tell who the father is!?
e w w w w w w w w w w w w w w ! T h i s i s b e y o n d d i s g u s t i n g ! i j u s t t h r e w u p i n m y m o u t h .
This is so fake...you got this from a commedian...
that's fucking disgusting
That is fucking disgusting.
3:00 i agree. what if.
LOL... I had a friend who used to keep old fingernails in an altoids box to chew on. His grandma made him start it so he would stop chewing his nails and just chew on those. He said he quit but he still keeps it on him just in case he relapses. It's pretty sick
Oh goddamn! WHAT THE FUCK!? ...let's HOPE this shit is fake!
i don't keep toe nails in a jar next to my bed.. but i always must have at least one fingernail in my mouth in order to fall asleep. i thought that was kind of gross but this text made me feel better : )
other than that i really want this to be a fake text.
I think I just vomitted a little... That's probably the WORST habit ever. Or close to it.
omfg @12:39 are you fucking serious? i hope you're not or else you need to be hit upside the head with some really blunt object.
I did the sane thing to my cat
holy fuck, runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
So, did he just fuck her, or was he unfortunate enough to have kissed her before hand?
thats terrible, disgusting, and wrong.
I bet if u knock it over she will shank u and eat ur nails
She sounds like a pretty cool guy ehs doesn't afraid of toe-nail clippings.
Pro tip: Cut your nails using an open DVD case as the shield. I find it makes cleaning up a breeze!