If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Fuckbuddy is a matter of convenience for both parties. And if you restrict yourself to one, you're wasting fucking time.
I see what you did there... ' fucking time ' XD
I thought it worked rather well :)
M. Night Shyamalan twist: OP is a girl.
What a twist!
I already thought that...
I'm in a relationship and we do it alllll the time yet I still masterbate on a regular basis. I'm horny as fuck and my bf knows that. Plus sometimes I just feel like my vibrator.
Yeah!?!? Tell us more....and type slowly...
what porksword said....also, maybe turn around, slap your ass, and look back...
You gonna tell her to act like a dragon next?
Now, for being a crybaby and not accepting that you're lucky to have a fuck buddy at all, you get to only masturbate. By yourself, with no fuck buddies.
What a douche
OP is clearly an idiot
True story! I don't tolerate failure...