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  • 98 33
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 3, 12 at 10:42am

    Fuckbuddy is a matter of convenience for both parties. And if you restrict yourself to one, you're wasting fucking time.

    • 41 30
      Submitted by cseelig11 on Oct 3, 12 at 10:54am

      I see what you did there... ' fucking time ' XD

      • 46 27
        Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 4, 12 at 12:25am

        I thought it worked rather well :)

  • 90 32
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 3, 12 at 10:45am

    M. Night Shyamalan twist: OP is a girl.

  • 76 32
    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Oct 3, 12 at 12:46pm

    I'm in a relationship and we do it alllll the time yet I still masterbate on a regular basis. I'm horny as fuck and my bf knows that. Plus sometimes I just feel like my vibrator.

    • 48 29
      Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 12 at 3:36pm

      Yeah!?!? Tell us more....and type slowly...

    • 50 29
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 3, 12 at 6:54pm

      what porksword said....also, maybe turn around, slap your ass, and look back...

      • 43 26
        Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 3, 12 at 11:42pm

        You gonna tell her to act like a dragon next?

  • 73 36
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 3, 12 at 9:24am

    Now, for being a crybaby and not accepting that you're lucky to have a fuck buddy at all, you get to only masturbate. By yourself, with no fuck buddies.

  • 62 38
    Submitted by joemauerandstuff on Oct 4, 12 at 10:40pm

    What a douche

  • 51 36
    Submitted by icepick23 on Oct 3, 12 at 2:08pm

    OP is clearly an idiot

  • 44 34
    Submitted by ShinyHappyLady on Oct 3, 12 at 6:19pm

    Wanker.

  • 43 33
    Submitted by bdcxnd on Oct 3, 12 at 8:44pm

    lol...lmao

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Perversion on Oct 3, 12 at 11:11am

    True story! I don't tolerate failure...