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  • As all the cats meowed behind you from inside the house.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 5:34am
    • The smell was vomit inducing he couldn't think of anything else to say.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 16, 12 at 11:07am
  • He was trying to be a dick. Minus 10 points for not noticing.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 15, 12 at 1:49pm
  • at least he didn't say, "if you want help working off those calories after you eat, here's my number. i got a few ideas.".

    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 1:47pm
  • Neither of you had dates. Maybe he was offering to give you the pork or the sausage you ordered inside.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 1:59am