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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 5:34am

    As all the cats meowed behind you from inside the house.

    • 34 39
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 16, 12 at 11:07am

      The smell was vomit inducing he couldn't think of anything else to say.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 15, 12 at 1:49pm

    He was trying to be a dick. Minus 10 points for not noticing.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 1:47pm

    at least he didn't say, "if you want help working off those calories after you eat, here's my number. i got a few ideas.".

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 1:59am

    Neither of you had dates. Maybe he was offering to give you the pork or the sausage you ordered inside.