I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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As all the cats meowed behind you from inside the house.
The smell was vomit inducing he couldn't think of anything else to say.
He was trying to be a dick. Minus 10 points for not noticing.
at least he didn't say, "if you want help working off those calories after you eat, here's my number. i got a few ideas.".
Neither of you had dates. Maybe he was offering to give you the pork or the sausage you ordered inside.