Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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I don't have a piano, but you can hop on my organ.
Stay classical Denver.
Will the floor pianos from toys r us suffice?
Someone is reading fifty shades
Someone was watching Pretty Woman.
Fifty shades is a joke. Pretty woman first nailed this scene and it's done beautifully
you said nailed.... :-)
I could borrow a keyboard...
I did this after watching Pretty Woman.
BRAVO W_T_F! 14 other comments on this one...most about 50 shades or pretty woman...yet NO ONE made the "organ" entandre. Well played.
Wanna borrow my tromBONE?
sing me the song of the pianowhore
Sorry girl no piano, but you can play my flesh flute if you want...
fifty shades of grey anyone?
Fuck yea Denver, keep it kinky!
Will the giant keyboard from the movie "Big" suffice?
I'll play Erik Satie's "3 Gymnopedies" while I watch.
50 shades much ?!?!