How external is "for external use only"?
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I'll take, "Questions that aren't asked til it's probably too late" for 400, Alex.
this is an impressive comment. I salute you :)
If you imagine this in Fry's voice from Futurama it's a little funnier.
Maybe he spelled it wrong on purpose?
You'll never win a Darwin award if you keep asking questions like that
Don't stick it in your puss.
Answer: daily double!
Getting turned inside out does not classify as external, in case you were wondering.
Just rub some icy hot on it
if you have to ask your too stupid to be using it
As long as it doesn't get in your eye.
Nothing further than two knuckles.
Pull sex toy out before female orgasm, or the muscle spasms will break it.