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  • Submitted by DukeSooner on Apr 17, 12 at 4:05pm

    I'll take, "Questions that aren't asked til it's probably too late" for 400, Alex.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Apr 17, 12 at 7:49pm

      this is an impressive comment. I salute you :)

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    Submitted by Exotic_Beige on Apr 18, 12 at 3:15am

    @nunubeest *you're

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 4:17pm

      Maybe he spelled it wrong on purpose?

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    Submitted by Daniel_lol on Apr 18, 12 at 12:21am

    If you imagine this in Fry's voice from Futurama it's a little funnier.

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 18, 12 at 2:23am

    You'll never win a Darwin award if you keep asking questions like that

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    Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 17, 12 at 6:36pm

    Getting turned inside out does not classify as external, in case you were wondering.

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    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Apr 18, 12 at 12:38am

    Just rub some icy hot on it

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 30, 12 at 9:26am

    Don't stick it in your puss.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 17, 12 at 5:57pm

    if you have to ask your too stupid to be using it

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    Submitted by Authiel on Apr 18, 12 at 4:05am

    Answer: daily double!

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    Submitted by yfnshx on Apr 17, 12 at 8:41pm

    Damn right

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    Submitted by ibrokemytoe on Apr 18, 12 at 9:50am

    Very.

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    Submitted by wolfottr007 on Apr 22, 12 at 10:56pm

    As long as it doesn't get in your eye.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 26, 12 at 8:42am

    Nothing further than two knuckles.

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    Submitted by alllhailkatt on Mar 7, 13 at 1:27pm

    Pull sex toy out before female orgasm, or the muscle spasms will break it.