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  • the pulsating dick strikes again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:44pm
  • July 5, 2009 8:20PM lmfao. this one understands their shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:27am
  • what the fuck? was it the size of a baseball bat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Hello!!!

    Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 29, 11 at 3:48pm
  • Omg. That would hurt so fucking bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:35pm
  • That's fucking great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:36pm
  • 12:25, educate yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:52am
  • 12:08 I was thinking the same thing. The only way this would work is if they were spooning and she thought he had his leg bent... and really skinny legs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:34am
  • 5:35 that would hurt so fucking *good*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:05am
  • Wow can I have his number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:46pm
  • How is this a bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:57pm
  • It could very well be a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Oh hell yeah horse dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 10:52pm
  • 9:46 All fugly chicks have super tight pussies, they're fugly therefore dont get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:43pm
  • idk how that good be a good night? that would tear the fuck out of your shit man. i mean im a virgin but even i know a dick that big would equal pain for even the loosest chicks so idk. ok and how did they get onto the subject of fugly loose girls? and what with the profanity?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:25am
  • As much as I enjoy this one, I don't get it. How could you confuse a knee with a dick? How were you sitting/standing/laying?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:08am
  • So his head was down near his knee or as big as his knee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm
  • would girls fuck ugly motherfuckers just cuz he had a big dick? i don't think i would fuck a really ugly fugly chick even if she had a super tight pussy. maybe if i was drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:46pm
  • 12:25 get off this website sweetheart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:19am
  • HAHA! YOU GOT BONER SHARKED!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:02pm
  • yea can i have his #

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Haha damn your lucky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:10pm
  • yum yum and hmmmm

    Submitted by funkytech82 on May 9, 10 at 9:15am
  • wtf... i have a big dick n its been more of a problem. i need to meet the girls sayin this is a "good night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:26pm
  • What idiot would say that that's a bad night...wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:09pm
  • can i have his contact details? i'll be right over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:28am
  • And that America is what we like to call the "Junk Press."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:10pm
  • oh wow.. all i can say is yummmm

    Submitted by funkytech82 on May 9, 10 at 9:14am