he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
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the pulsating dick strikes again
July 5, 2009 8:20PM
lmfao. this one understands their shit
what the fuck? was it the size of a baseball bat?
Omg. That would hurt so fucking bad.
That's fucking great.
12:25, educate yourself.
I was thinking the same thing. The only way this would work is if they were spooning and she thought he had his leg bent... and really skinny legs.
How is this a bad night?
that would hurt so fucking *good*
Wow can I have his number?
It could very well be a guy.
get off this website sweetheart
Oh hell yeah horse dick
idk how that good be a good night? that would tear the fuck out of your shit man. i mean im a virgin but even i know a dick that big would equal pain for even the loosest chicks so idk.
ok and how did they get onto the subject of fugly loose girls? and what with the profanity?
All fugly chicks have super tight pussies, they're fugly therefore dont get laid
would girls fuck ugly motherfuckers just cuz he had a big dick? i don't think i would fuck a really ugly fugly chick even if she had a super tight pussy. maybe if i was drunk.
As much as I enjoy this one, I don't get it. How could you confuse a knee with a dick? How were you sitting/standing/laying?
HAHA! YOU GOT BONER SHARKED!!!
So his head was down near his knee or as big as his knee?
yea can i have his #
Haha damn your lucky!
wtf... i have a big dick n its been more of a problem. i need to meet the girls sayin this is a "good night"
What idiot would say that that's a bad night...wtf?
yum yum and hmmmm
can i have his contact details?
i'll be right over.
And that America is what we like to call the "Junk Press."
oh wow.. all i can say is yummmm