Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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No wonder it broke. You buy cheap ikea furniture.
The hell with Ikea, find a good piece of old school dining room furniture that can literally take the pounding. I have this one piece that is over fifty years old and many a young lady got pipe laid on it as dessert over the decades. Was told the owner of it in the 70s even conceived a child on it.
I think you just need to lose weight.
go to Sears and buy a workbench instead....
Ikea loves you
Drunk sex with a hot girl is so fucking amazing. Wow! I live to fuck drunk bitches
I'm at the store
See if they have any wit for sale. You're out.