I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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Do you measure and log each one? And the sign by the bed reads \n"You must be this long to screw me"
This is a thing? "No, THIS is a thing!"
NEGRO GO BOOMBOOM. MAKE BIG BOOMBOOM. BOOMBOOM SOFT. BOOMBOOM WARM. BOOMBOOM NUTTY. I LOVE MY BOOMBOOM.