Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Be direct: I want you to sit on me face.
As a girl, I can tell you that "I just want to eat you out all night long" works. And unless she's a bitch, she won't make you do it all night long... she'll reciprocate
we need more girls like you around here. haha
Grab a menu. Ask her if she's tried the cat, when she says no, say well I'd like to. If she says yes, your either dealing with a girl who's experimented or a girl that actually eats cats. If its the latter, I'd advise you to steer clear.
Tip: DON'T reference peanut butter.
Oh please! Don't pretend it couldn't work with you. "smooth , creamy, and easy to spread."
LMFAO!!! Don't get all sensitive now! It wasn't an insult to you.
Just sayin I could work it. One Plumpy Nut reference and you'd be all mine!
Pretty sure of yourself, aren't ya Skippy!?!?
More like Peter Pan
Yes, I'm a cocky Smucker. And Snidley, unlike you, I wouldn't need to use a Rufio. LOL!
Some Smuckers can be great... Sticky, sweet and berrylicious! But personally I prefer to be tied up in Knotts!!!
What the Fuck is a peter pan peanut butter advisory? !
If I had a nickel........
Bad pick up line with a twist. Are you're legs tired? Because you can sit on my face. :)
"What does it take to eat you out?"\nShe says, "What?"\nyou say, "Where should I take you out yo eat."
Snatch lap ?
Um like an above poster said just ask and be frank I disagree unless said girl looks dumb/drunk. It's creepy man. And not every chick is down with the oral. This would be the perfect excuse to slap a guy in public and really enjoy it... Ahhh
DAMN!!! Little harsh don't you think? There's no need to be mean about it. I've met my share of "creepy" guys, but never looked to slap one in public or otherwise, nor would I look for an excuse to or enjoy it! That's how chicks get the title of "Bitch".