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  • 81 25
    Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 25, 12 at 9:36am

    Be direct: I want you to sit on me face.

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    Submitted by nochedetoro on Apr 25, 12 at 5:49pm

    As a girl, I can tell you that "I just want to eat you out all night long" works. And unless she's a bitch, she won't make you do it all night long... she'll reciprocate

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      Submitted by danceinatriangle on Apr 25, 12 at 6:24pm

      we need more girls like you around here. haha

  • 74 40
    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 25, 12 at 9:47am

    Grab a menu. Ask her if she's tried the cat, when she says no, say well I'd like to. If she says yes, your either dealing with a girl who's experimented or a girl that actually eats cats. If its the latter, I'd advise you to steer clear.

  • 49 30
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 9:42am

    Tip: DON'T reference peanut butter.

    • 27 36
      Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 10:25am

      Oh please! Don't pretend it couldn't work with you. "smooth , creamy, and easy to spread."

      • 20 28
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 10:44am

        LMFAO!!! Don't get all sensitive now! It wasn't an insult to you.

        • 26 28
          Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 1:18pm

          Just sayin I could work it. One Plumpy Nut reference and you'd be all mine!

          • 18 26
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 2:05pm

            Pretty sure of yourself, aren't ya Skippy!?!?

            • 24 35
              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 25, 12 at 3:32pm

              More like Peter Pan

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                Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 3:53pm

                Yes, I'm a cocky Smucker. And Snidley, unlike you, I wouldn't need to use a Rufio. LOL!

                • 24 26
                  Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 7:45pm

                  Some Smuckers can be great... Sticky, sweet and berrylicious! But personally I prefer to be tied up in Knotts!!!

              • 25 35
                Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 25, 12 at 5:19pm

                What the Fuck is a peter pan peanut butter advisory? !

  • 36 33
    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 25, 12 at 3:09pm

    If I had a nickel........

  • 18 16
    Submitted by RedneckAmazon on Apr 22, 13 at 1:57pm

    Bad pick up line with a twist. Are you're legs tired? Because you can sit on my face. :)

  • 27 39
    Submitted by filthy_eskimo on Apr 25, 12 at 4:00pm

    "What does it take to eat you out?"\nShe says, "What?"\nyou say, "Where should I take you out yo eat."

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 19, 13 at 11:19pm

    Snatch lap ?

  • 22 49
    Submitted by daintygooch on Apr 25, 12 at 8:37pm

    Um like an above poster said just ask and be frank I disagree unless said girl looks dumb/drunk. It's creepy man. And not every chick is down with the oral. This would be the perfect excuse to slap a guy in public and really enjoy it... Ahhh

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 10:28pm

      DAMN!!! Little harsh don't you think? There's no need to be mean about it. I've met my share of "creepy" guys, but never looked to slap one in public or otherwise, nor would I look for an excuse to or enjoy it! That's how chicks get the title of "Bitch".

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        Submitted by suckme on Apr 25, 12 at 10:51pm

        THANK YOU