We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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If you wear it again are you retarding?
Doesn't matter. Have sex
First off any item of clothing with "tard" in the name is good clothing. Second, he wouldn't care. Especially after you took that tard off.
aw man just tear a hole in it jam it through...imagine its Natalie portman from the black swan
From what I was told from the production crew of the Black Swan, not far from the truth.
OP is a guy.
Was it an enormous 'tard?
Sex with her having the unified down to her knees is hot!
is this foul bachelorette frog?