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  • Submitted by lookinassnigga on Apr 22, 12 at 12:44pm

    girls concerned about values don't let him ride bareback the second time. judgemental pirate hooker..

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      Submitted by porksword on Apr 22, 12 at 8:15pm

      Um, you pull it off before you paint her back porch white. What are all you people amateurs?

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 1:47pm

    says who? I could love you unconditionally have hours long talks or just sit and cuddle or go have dinner with your family and I will still cum on your back tits stomach or in your mouth

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    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Apr 22, 12 at 4:20pm

    Better then having a kid yea?

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    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Apr 22, 12 at 3:32pm

    I don't know where your from but I would love a guy who cares AND is kinky (in privet)

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      Submitted by athena423 on Apr 22, 12 at 6:40pm

      Private. Privet, is the drive in which Harry Potter lived with the Dursleys.

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        Submitted by keto06 on Apr 23, 12 at 11:55am

        well spotted

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 22, 12 at 11:31am

    Damn straight! They shoot it all over your face to show you respect.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Apr 22, 12 at 1:20pm

    If he really respected you he'd have let you swallow it instead of wasting it like that!

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 22, 12 at 11:50pm

    Feels better when they leave it in ;)

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Apr 22, 12 at 2:25pm

    Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

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    Submitted by mr_bubb on Apr 22, 12 at 1:53pm

    In my day, the idea was to stay in, not to pull out like you're starring in some lame porno. Girls took the pill, remember?

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    Submitted by pureboredom on Apr 24, 12 at 5:51pm

    Love my wife to death. Still cum in and on her

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 22, 12 at 12:03pm

    If i want to show a women how much i respect her i usually aim for her TV. Anyone else?

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    Submitted by dpeacock37 on Apr 22, 12 at 3:47pm

    Unless they miss...

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    Submitted by cocksmith on Apr 22, 12 at 11:48am

    A big load on your face shows he really cares about your personality!

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    Submitted by Richie069 on Apr 23, 12 at 10:17pm

    Why cum on your back, whats the fun in that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 12 at 8:37am

    Seriously who brings up Harry potter

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Apr 22, 12 at 12:41pm

    "Cum in my fishbowl!"

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    Submitted by cocksmith on Apr 22, 12 at 2:01pm

    Married women love strange sperm on their face!

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    Submitted by niceman on Apr 22, 12 at 6:46pm

    You fucking prude--stfu

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    Submitted by helmetirdge on Dec 20, 13 at 7:24pm

    Nope. They do it the first time

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    Submitted by gopackgo4 on Apr 22, 12 at 1:06pm

    Lol pirate hooker. Nice! Point is valid haha