and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
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You should have pretended to wake up because of the fart noise, and asked her what song she was singing...
BadMitch farts in their mouth and they say thank you, www.badmitch.com
its not even that funny.
so she farted big deal get over it.. if a guy did that it would be no big deal. And if u really didn't want to sleep with her because she wasn't attractive enough for u then why did u lead her on? ur an ass. It's not all about the looks guys so get over yourselves.
"fail...the first thing i do at any party i plan to get smashed at is mark the girl that is cute before i'm shitfaced with a sharpie on the wrist and check when i'm shitfaced for the mark...no mark no go"
hahahahahhahahahahahaha i was just laughing so hard that i farted too
screw pretending to be asleep! if i heard that i would've jumped up and been like "shh! did you hear that?" (with a serious look on my face) and then go back to pretending to be asleep! lol
I would have blew the fake sleeping by laughing so hard at her man thats funny
This made me laugh so hard. So proud this came from 902!
Wow. I thought this only happened with my friends. huh.
i think i know who this is about, i just died laughing.
no you don't, don't lie to yourself.
From which orifice did the fart emanate?
hahah, i just laughed so hard i hit my head on the wall.
Lmao you should have not been such an asshole, but im laughing really, really hard so IDC but i should lol
i like how nobody even paid attention to the fact that the girl this is about was replying in the thread!
So funny I snort laughed at work.
Classic thats all I have to say.. I died laughing at that text. How many times have stupid chicks freaked out during sex
"so she farted big deal get over it.. if a guy did that it would be no big deal. And if u really didn't want to sleep with her because she wasn't attractive enough for u then why did u lead her on? ur an ass. It's not all about the looks guys so get over yourselves."
are you one of those girls? are you ugly?
This is obviously a woman... Don't take away from this brilliant text, if you are going so deep into it as to ask why lead her on etc... You have missed the point and comedic value of this text and this website entirely.
fail...the first thing i do at any party i plan to get smashed at is mark the girl that is cute before i'm shitfaced with a sharpie on the wrist and check when i'm shitfaced for the mark...no mark no go
Thats some sitcom quality shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This must be about a girl name Amy in the masters program at USC... who is clingy and has abandoment issues. you have been warned.. shes crazy... but can deep throat a cock like a pro!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD!
great text...i wonder how many times i fart after drinking beer when i have dudes over...
She is ugly. Tell her to lay off the beer. It will make you fart every time.
LMAO, pretty pathetic on both parts..
I think "and then she farted" could be added to any text to makre it funny. Everybody end every text you sned in the next week with "and then she farted"and let's see how many get posted.
and then she farted :)
Haha, guess who's going to love you when you grow up? No one! Nice job
sounds like me
hahahaa that is suuuuch a good night
"if i had a quarter for every girl who did that to me...."I had one for every rez ive lived on!!..too funny
this is freaking hilarious, but it's interesting to me how no one feels bad for this girl... at all. i mean that's never happened to me, but god i'd feel like a fucking piece of shit. damn. lol
beer does make u fart. loudly.
Are you sure that you aren't one of ugly troll women?* Sorry xD
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha im dieing! this is great.
I would have blown the fake sleeping by confessing an uncontrollable fart fetish just to see what she would do
I feel like this was probably me....
HAHAHA I think the best part of the texts are the replies. I love this website.
Fucking right! Must be and Islander! LOL
Lol, this would have been retarded without the.......then she farted part. XD
WOW, ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A FART THAT YOU SMELLED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN HER FERFUME! ONE TIME I GAVE A DRUNK WOMAN A REDE TO HER HOME AND SHE TOOK A PEE ON MY TENNIS SHOES TURNING THEM YELLOW.
That's Nova Scotia for ya. Fucking awesome.
this is my new favorite
That's some funny shit
This text made me laugh out loud like crazy! great Story.
December 9, 2009... Please qoute How I met your mother more...
WHOA she farted!
Ahaha this ones my favorite
Holy Shit laughed hard :D classic
This girl isn't at all British, by any chance? Probably not, only it's the kind of thing we do all the time over here (the attractive ones too, not just the trolls), just wondered...
bahahhahahahahha I laughed so hard it made me snort.
All that happened like over the span of an hour or one consecutively after the other (within 5-7 minutes)?
this text made my night. thank you. lol.
oh my god. THAT WAS ME. I'm dead serious. I swear on my mother's life. ... I don't know which is the saddest. 1) admitting to that. 2) swearing about something so stupid on my mothers life or 3) doing it to begin with.
hahahaha. i just burst out laughing.
hahahahahahahah! Lmfao! The greatest text from all time right here folks......!
lmao that would be hard as balls to stay pretend sleepin after she did that shit
fucking funny ass shit
omfg if that happened to me, im pretty sure i would burst out laughing!!!!
I seriously die every time I read this! I read it out loud to my friends and it just gets better omg ahahaha
Best text on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL THATS DOWN RiGHT HiLARiOUS..! WOW..!! GOOD NiGHT..lOL!
so she was the sexless innkeeper?
Thank GOD That never happens to me
Sounds like somethin Snoki's date would do
SHE IS A FUCKIN PIG
This is a nightmare I know all too well...
hahahahahaha i never laughed so hard over something i read on the internet.. then i looked and seen 902 and i laughed even harder
Christ, I would not be physically able to not laugh
yay! Halifax repersent!
Not necessarily Nova Scotia dude. Could be PEI.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love nova scotia, so funny
How did continue to fake sleep after that I woulda laughed my ass off
funniest shit ive ever read
love it!!!! hahahahhahaha
lmfao. gosh poor girl, sounds like something that would happen to me while pmsing LMFAO
lol fat, ugly chicks
Tht'll mak u say shamwow
11:26 you almost made me laugh out loud( very loudly) while in the bathroom stall at work lmao!!!!
Definately best "Fail" on here!
incredible night! actually legend-ary status
omg that was so effing hilarious
Best part is " and then she farted" lmao
hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha...OMG posts like these are going to get me fired from work...im dying out loud at the office
This could almost be on MLIA but maybe not.
this shit is funny!!!!!
I was just going to suggest PEI too. Who knows. Hilarious everywhere.
lmao ew at herrr, what the hell.
Oh you wacky Canadians
Makes me ashamed of being Nova Scotian...
HAHAHAHA I'm dying laughing! I would've shot up and been like, "did you hear that?!"
Hahaha, this is the best
this is by far the funniest text on here! HILARIOUS!!
u r too ugly... just accpet it... oh, and don't let the door hit u in ur big fat ass on the way out my door
OMG I laughed so hard I snorted!
Clearly this is actually a Good Night, since you didn't do it.
this really is my favorite
Oh my good lord, I've never been that girl, but my fuck, is that funny. You're an ass, but this was a classic. Maritimes represent! NB over here!
bahahahahahaha that's hilarious.
thats frigging hilairious
hahahaha definitely my favorite ever. can you even imagine? wow.
Lmao@she then farted.
I've read this before, and I'm STILL laughing my ass off...what chick farts audibly, ever? ESPECIALLY after trying to convince a guy to fuck her...
give that bitch some imodium
Haha :) well better then most nights...
Because 10:33AM she's probably lying.
May 24, 2009 8:38PM- As for you. I'm sure one of those incredibly ugly troll things aren't you?
Id just roll over and go "hi 5 girl"
If you don't wanna do her just tell her that you're not drunk enough. That way you get to be a royal ass and she will almost always think you meant that you were too drunk. Classic.
I think I might have to move to the 902 now. That's pretty amazing.
Thats a keeper
What do all the numbers mean before texts?
Teacher asked what I was laughing at when I read this. Told them "fart joke" and class continued
hahaha no empathy do feel for you!