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  • 41 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:27pm

    HAHAHAH this is so funny

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:38am

    im willing to bet no one finds 11:36 funny......ever.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:07pm

    Why Turkey Breast is the correct answer to high! hahahhaha I love stoned texts

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:34am

    gottcha...been a while since i done that

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:23pm

    No, really. A really, really good sandwich.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:43pm

    hahahahahahahhahaha best one in a while

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:21pm

    11:36 Lmfao I'm not high right now and I think it's HILARIOUS.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:21pm

    1:09 you're fantastic

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:33pm

    hahahahaha. im not high and dont smoke and still find this hilarious.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Xiphos on Sep 30, 10 at 12:27pm

    Oh Seattle. I love my stoner brethren in the 206!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by chacon206 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:30pm

    Dude we need to meet up and get high I live in that area code

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:51pm

    someone above replied pretending to be 11:36

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:58pm

    fuck fat people...i dont mean have sex with them, quit making fat babies

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:37pm

    FAT PEOPLE ARE GROSS.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by ColoRADoKusH210 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:28pm

    If I have kids i'll name one hos-a and hos-b

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:03pm

    but fat babies taste better

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:48am

    11:38 is a fucking pothead with no friends.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:13am

    "turkey breast"...hahahahah, best non sequiter EVER

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:13pm

    ron looks like a lizard to me.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:07pm

    11:36 / 11:52 - i assure you that just because someone smokes / does hard drugs doesn't mean that their life revolves around it. i have a steady, good job and still find time to enjoy such things, as do many of my friends. so, kindly take your judgments and fuck off. thank you.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:45pm

    This is a pretty good sandwich.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:28pm

    BURN!! 11:36 you are so clever and witty......your friends must always be rolling

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:36am

    These nonsensical texts sent while supposedly high are so lame and annoying. No one thinks they're funny unless they're high. Stupid.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:34am

    why is the a walrus in the room?

  • 25 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:42pm

    2:41: die please, thanksss

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:09pm

    all potheads have friends! :) whether real or not lol

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:16pm

    man. . . i just really want 2:23's sandwich. mmmm.

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:15pm

    a friend with weed is a friend indeed ;)

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:23am

    11:10 you gotta smoke pot to understand :) and if you do smoke and still dont think its funny, i gotta find you a bag of some GOOD stuff!

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:08am

    this is so funny i would like to be smoking what he was right now

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:22am

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 11 17
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 25, 13 at 12:25am

    "But I'm not finished yet; there's even more!"

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:53am

    11:48 I dont smoke pot, but sadly, I have no friends.....so you were half right. -11:38

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:26pm

    11:38, you may think I'm not funny, but at least I have plenty of friends. -11:36 (:

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:23pm

    hahaha 2:47 i just laughed out loud. i like you.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:37am

    It's rather surreal, high or not.

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:59am

    oh shit, i remember stuff like that :)

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm

    11:48 is a butthurt asshole with nothing better to do than flame people on tfln

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:05am

    hahahaha thats hilarious

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:47pm

    2:42, your "s" key is stuck.

  • 29 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:52am

    Mhmm, 11:36 here, and 11:38, you would lose that bet. Just because my life doesn't revolve around drugs doesn't mean no one ever thinks I'm funny.