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(231): View more from Michigan

I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(303): View more from Colorado

stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(585): View more from New York

well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me

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(517): View more from Michigan

if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job

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