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  • 82 60
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 11:09am

    Rule: You can always call it sick. It's probably best that you describe how sick you are... You know, in case you wanna hook up with a co worker.

  • 78 57
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:37am

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

  • 79 65
    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 10, 10 at 11:15am

    Go ahead and call it in that way, you're sure to get a bunch of extra days off too during which you can find one of those new jobs Obama created.

  • 70 51
    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 10, 10 at 3:32pm

    might work. boss wouldn't ask many questions.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by ironviking8777 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:59am

    This post sounds just right for auburn ny

  • 63 52
    Submitted by purple444 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:55pm

    So you're calling in slutty?

  • 64 60
    Submitted by brittlolz on Aug 10, 10 at 11:18am

    Uhhh...nice to know, lol,