I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Not sure any sized chick would be lucky to have 30 seconds of sex with someone as shallow as you!!
Why does he find big girls attractive when he's drunk? Repressed fetish, perhaps?
The only awkward part will be her turning you down. But, with standards like that, you'll be fine.
I commend you for your honesty sir.
Now this is a fucking great TFLN post compared to the other 99% of the fake ass shit put on here by some loser living in moms basement.
How is she lucky scoring with a loser who still lives in moms basement
So you feel bad about the terrible performance, but she is still lucky?
Ur gonna wake up with a condom hangin outta your ass watch
Like it bud
So true, and for Carma1369, spoken like a true woman who has never been layed.
I've been laid plenty. And as a women I can guarantee that no women is luck y for 30 seconds of sex. I can only hope the girls he hits on have higher standards.
Are you my long lost twin? I coulda swore I said those same words last night. Cheers, happy plumping
Haha, funny as hell
Cwelkman: alot of the stuff on here is fake, most likely including this one.
Lucky? Poor girl
this is funny