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  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 21, 10 at 8:50pm

    Kids these days. When I was your age, I would walk five miles through six feet of snow, uphill both ways, to get a blowjob. Why, I remember when I had to drive ten hours to get a handjob, and I was grateful! Do you hear me, GRATEFUL!

    • 26 29
      Submitted by JenBen on May 21, 10 at 9:50pm

      Bahaha nice.

      • 39 41
        Submitted by Leto on May 22, 10 at 12:53am

        thats awesome. but the horrible part is that i inadvertently read this comment in my grandpa's voice. not cool.

  • 48 23
    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on May 22, 10 at 6:04pm

    Just hope she's good

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymity on May 21, 10 at 8:35pm

    Get a new fuck buddy.

    • 33 46
      Submitted by ael234 on May 22, 10 at 8:01pm

      right!!

  • 45 38
    Submitted by The_DJ_Hayes on May 22, 10 at 2:44am

    Things are always better if you have to work at least a little bit for them.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by holey396 on May 21, 10 at 11:50pm

    Men.

    • 26 45
      Submitted by soSOsexy on May 22, 10 at 2:51am

      i know, aye? all they think about is sexual favors, alcohol and money to sometimes achieve the first two. >.<

      • 26 42
        Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:48am

        which is worse, that we think think about sex and alcohol or that you accept cash for both?

  • 43 41
    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 21, 10 at 9:53pm

    You better get a HEAD start but dont get to excited and cum early. I know its bad nut hey it needed to be said. I got warrants!!!

  • 43 45
    Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 22, 10 at 12:02am

    I remember when we walked 15 miles and had to share the blowjob and we hadn't even invented sluts yet we used rocks

  • 40 42
    Submitted by MrWonderland on May 22, 10 at 12:22am

    "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more....."\n -The Proclaimers

  • 37 36
    Submitted by schlock on May 21, 10 at 8:27pm

    Well that really depends on how big the town is.

    • 27 40
      Submitted by tonyg729 on May 21, 10 at 8:32pm

      216 is cleveland haha i dont want to walk anywhere here lol

  • 35 38
    Submitted by cokierae on May 22, 10 at 10:08am

    Get a freaking car moron.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by motofuck on May 21, 10 at 8:41pm

    Buy a car. Or if your not old enough to drive shut the fuck up and go do some homework. Ohio doesn't need anymore retarded offspring

    • 21 36
      Submitted by skootles on May 21, 10 at 10:48pm

      Blowjobs don't yield offspring if you do them right.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 21, 10 at 8:54pm

    Find another ho!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 21, 10 at 11:15pm

    Walk a mile for a Camel, definitely for a blow job!

  • 17 19
    Submitted by crsuazo on Mar 4, 12 at 2:55am

    Yeah that's my home town for you try Rita next time

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Michguy on May 22, 10 at 8:43am

    This has some of the best comments I've seen in a long while!

  • 18 23
    Submitted by harley07babe on Jun 6, 11 at 3:09pm

    Uphill. In the snow. With a boner!!!

  • 25 39
    Submitted by nurseypoo on May 22, 10 at 3:44am

    Oh hell arthurlux I laughed a little too loudly at that at work! Damn kids should be grateful! I concur!

  • 29 56
    Submitted by quinnxx on May 22, 10 at 4:45am

    Why isn't she walking to you??

  • 25 58
    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 21, 10 at 9:54pm

    But*

  • 22 54
    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 21, 10 at 9:45pm

    pahaha @arthurlux, will you marry me?

  • 19 58
    Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 21, 10 at 8:25pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 30 50
      Submitted by skootles on May 21, 10 at 8:32pm

      FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!