I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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I am convinced all these Plan B mentions are part of a paid advertising campaign.
That's ok, she should be sending you a "Happy Father's Day" text in a little while...
enough with the plan b texts! it's ridiculous how many stupid people there are in the us... use a condom!
yeah i agree with you but the one time the condom broke and i didn't realize it at all until after i finished
these things happen... but who sends texts joking about it?
Agreed - the comedy in them and the shock value are dead. Everyone agrees this is retarded, but the more they are around and no one gets mad the more acceptable it will seem. That's how society works - we feed on each other and if one cock does it, other cocks think it's alright. Whatever happened to the random texts from people on shrooms? Some of those were pretty epic. And unique enough to be funny still.
Use a fucking condom, asshole
Please post what the Random Gurl said back! I want to know if she thinks you're as big of a douchebag as I do. Thanks
You're a huge doucher. Use a condom, or buy her the pill since she let you inside her without one.
Or, you could NOT be a man-skank and wrap it up
Lol this makes me laugh
1040, I assssssssume you meant EFFective, not affective. Just sayin.
Fuck plan b how about u both go get tested a kid u can live wit aids ya can't!
yea...except condoms are Effective not affective, which they are quite effective if these morons would use them
Ok people this "use a condom" crap is dumb she dident make him use one so it's just as much as her falt as his lol grow up people
thats pretty clever
I don't happen to like using condoms either, but ive never had to buy a morning after pill because i'm not a jackass. I find it ridiculous with how easy it is to get regular birth control, more people aren't on it. Even without insurance, the price for a whole months worth is less than one plan b pill.
bang bang bang the drum
I masterbate to the teletubies...
read http://ec.princeton.edu/questions/eceffect.html\n\nthen realise that a condom has a 2% failure rate unless it slips in which case you should stop fucking and fix it\n\ntry to be a little more well read =)
You deserve to have your balls attacked by a swarm of pissed off bee's. Creative? Indeed. Deserved? Quite so.
HAHA nice and subtle. hit it and quit it
Plan B didn't work for me
Way to represent the 319!
Is it me or does nobody wrap there junk when fucking?......welfare and our tax dollars can only go so far
Claptonswig, you probably love the Tele Tubbies because you're 8 and can't spell masturbate right.
condoms aren't as affective as plan b is
Plam B is only like 60% effective.
Haha sucks for her
I'm first! Smooth, in a young, immature way.
this is the first "first" comment that hasn't made me want to punch a baby
That'd be the way to do it.. Haha!