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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 9, 10 at 10:23pm

    I am convinced all these Plan B mentions are part of a paid advertising campaign.

  • Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on May 9, 10 at 10:16pm

    That's ok, she should be sending you a "Happy Father's Day" text in a little while...

  • Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 9, 10 at 10:06pm

    enough with the plan b texts! it's ridiculous how many stupid people there are in the us... use a condom!

    • Submitted by BarretRedXIII on May 9, 10 at 11:01pm

      yeah i agree with you but the one time the condom broke and i didn't realize it at all until after i finished

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        Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 10, 10 at 3:25pm

        these things happen... but who sends texts joking about it?

    • Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:44pm

      Agreed - the comedy in them and the shock value are dead. Everyone agrees this is retarded, but the more they are around and no one gets mad the more acceptable it will seem. That's how society works - we feed on each other and if one cock does it, other cocks think it's alright. Whatever happened to the random texts from people on shrooms? Some of those were pretty epic. And unique enough to be funny still.

  • Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 9, 10 at 10:36pm

    Use a fucking condom, asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:21pm

    Please post what the Random Gurl said back! I want to know if she thinks you're as big of a douchebag as I do. Thanksī—

  • Submitted by C_stat_yo on May 9, 10 at 11:52pm

    You're a huge doucher. Use a condom, or buy her the pill since she let you inside her without one.

  • Submitted by SketchyKell on May 10, 10 at 2:10pm

    Or, you could NOT be a man-skank and wrap it up

  • Submitted by yourmomistasty on May 9, 10 at 11:30pm

    Lol this makes me laugh

  • Submitted by missy917 on May 9, 10 at 11:15pm

    1040, I assssssssume you meant EFFective, not affective. Just sayin.

  • Submitted by uhateme on May 9, 10 at 11:53pm

    Fuck plan b how about u both go get tested a kid u can live wit aids ya can't!

  • Submitted by nurseypoo on May 9, 10 at 11:15pm

    yea...except condoms are Effective not affective, which they are quite effective if these morons would use them

  • Submitted by BeenThereDoneHer on May 10, 10 at 5:38am

    Ok people this "use a condom" crap is dumb she dident make him use one so it's just as much as her falt as his lol grow up people

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:22am

    thats pretty clever

  • Submitted by professorbananas on May 10, 10 at 4:59am

    bang bang bang the drum

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on May 10, 10 at 9:36am

    I don't happen to like using condoms either, but ive never had to buy a morning after pill because i'm not a jackass. I find it ridiculous with how easy it is to get regular birth control, more people aren't on it. Even without insurance, the price for a whole months worth is less than one plan b pill.

  • Submitted by ClaptonsWig on May 9, 10 at 11:03pm

    I masterbate to the teletubies...

  • Submitted by daguze on May 10, 10 at 2:38am

    read\n\nthen realise that a condom has a 2% failure rate unless it slips in which case you should stop fucking and fix it\n\ntry to be a little more well read =)

  • Submitted by jordancongeni on May 9, 10 at 10:48pm


  • Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 10, 10 at 12:46am

    You deserve to have your balls attacked by a swarm of pissed off bee's. Creative? Indeed. Deserved? Quite so.

  • Submitted by hawks31 on May 9, 10 at 11:41pm

    Way to represent the 319!

  • Submitted by taylortea on May 10, 10 at 1:52am

    Plan B didn't work for me

  • Submitted by sandy123 on May 9, 10 at 10:05pm

    HAHA nice and subtle. hit it and quit it

  • Submitted by thehrtrainer on May 10, 10 at 3:04pm

    doubt it.

  • Submitted by softhands2169 on May 10, 10 at 2:09pm

    Is it me or does nobody wrap there junk when fucking?......welfare and our tax dollars can only go so far

  • Submitted by noconcern on May 9, 10 at 11:11pm

    Claptonswig, you probably love the Tele Tubbies because you're 8 and can't spell masturbate right.

  • Submitted by drunkindancer on May 9, 10 at 10:40pm

    condoms aren't as affective as plan b is

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      Submitted by UCF06 on May 10, 10 at 10:24am

      Plam B is only like 60% effective.

  • Submitted by getnaked6969 on May 9, 10 at 10:43pm

    Haha sucks for her

  • Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 10:05pm

    I'm first! Smooth, in a young, immature way.

    • Submitted by sandy123 on May 9, 10 at 10:08pm

      this is the first "first" comment that hasn't made me want to punch a baby

  • Submitted by codii on May 9, 10 at 11:54pm

    That'd be the way to do it.. Haha!