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  • I am convinced all these Plan B mentions are part of a paid advertising campaign.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 9, 10 at 10:23pm
  • That's ok, she should be sending you a "Happy Father's Day" text in a little while...

    Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on May 9, 10 at 10:16pm
  • enough with the plan b texts! it's ridiculous how many stupid people there are in the us... use a condom!

    Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 9, 10 at 10:06pm
    • yeah i agree with you but the one time the condom broke and i didn't realize it at all until after i finished

      Submitted by BarretRedXIII on May 9, 10 at 11:01pm
    • Agreed - the comedy in them and the shock value are dead. Everyone agrees this is retarded, but the more they are around and no one gets mad the more acceptable it will seem. That's how society works - we feed on each other and if one cock does it, other cocks think it's alright. Whatever happened to the random texts from people on shrooms? Some of those were pretty epic. And unique enough to be funny still.

      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:44pm
  • Use a fucking condom, asshole

    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 9, 10 at 10:36pm
  • Please post what the Random Gurl said back! I want to know if she thinks you're as big of a douchebag as I do. Thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:21pm
  • You're a huge doucher. Use a condom, or buy her the pill since she let you inside her without one.

    Submitted by C_stat_yo on May 9, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Or, you could NOT be a man-skank and wrap it up

    Submitted by SketchyKell on May 10, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Lol this makes me laugh

    Submitted by yourmomistasty on May 9, 10 at 11:30pm
  • 1040, I assssssssume you meant EFFective, not affective. Just sayin.

    Submitted by missy917 on May 9, 10 at 11:15pm
  • yea...except condoms are Effective not affective, which they are quite effective if these morons would use them

    Submitted by nurseypoo on May 9, 10 at 11:15pm
  • Fuck plan b how about u both go get tested a kid u can live wit aids ya can't!

    Submitted by uhateme on May 9, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Ok people this "use a condom" crap is dumb she dident make him use one so it's just as much as her falt as his lol grow up people

    Submitted by BeenThereDoneHer on May 10, 10 at 5:38am
  • bang bang bang the drum

    Submitted by professorbananas on May 10, 10 at 4:59am
  • thats pretty clever

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:22am
  • I don't happen to like using condoms either, but ive never had to buy a morning after pill because i'm not a jackass. I find it ridiculous with how easy it is to get regular birth control, more people aren't on it. Even without insurance, the price for a whole months worth is less than one plan b pill.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on May 10, 10 at 9:36am
  • read\n\nthen realise that a condom has a 2% failure rate unless it slips in which case you should stop fucking and fix it\n\ntry to be a little more well read =)

    Submitted by daguze on May 10, 10 at 2:38am
  • You deserve to have your balls attacked by a swarm of pissed off bee's. Creative? Indeed. Deserved? Quite so.

    Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 10, 10 at 12:46am
  • I masterbate to the teletubies...

    Submitted by ClaptonsWig on May 9, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Hahahahahahshs

    Submitted by jordancongeni on May 9, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Plan B didn't work for me

    Submitted by taylortea on May 10, 10 at 1:52am
  • doubt it.

    Submitted by thehrtrainer on May 10, 10 at 3:04pm
  • HAHA nice and subtle. hit it and quit it

    Submitted by sandy123 on May 9, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Way to represent the 319!

    Submitted by hawks31 on May 9, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Is it me or does nobody wrap there junk when fucking?......welfare and our tax dollars can only go so far

    Submitted by softhands2169 on May 10, 10 at 2:09pm
  • condoms aren't as affective as plan b is

    Submitted by drunkindancer on May 9, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Claptonswig, you probably love the Tele Tubbies because you're 8 and can't spell masturbate right.

    Submitted by noconcern on May 9, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Haha sucks for her

    Submitted by getnaked6969 on May 9, 10 at 10:43pm
  • I'm first! Smooth, in a young, immature way.

    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 10:05pm
    • this is the first "first" comment that hasn't made me want to punch a baby

      Submitted by sandy123 on May 9, 10 at 10:08pm
  • That'd be the way to do it.. Haha!

    Submitted by codii on May 9, 10 at 11:54pm