threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Whats next? Dig a hole, make a sandwich?
This text needs an upgrade, it should've been: I threw up on two midgets at a bar last night and had a foursome on a waterbed. Those are bucket list worthy.
Wow, how many average things do you have on your short ass bucket list?!
I'm gonna give them the benefit of a doubt that that was laced with sarcasm.
First time drinker, I see.
You are a total loser if those things are on your bucket list. Like how hard is that to do??
My toes are cold and this text sucks.
Don't knock sex on an airbed until you've tried it.
Throwing up in a barr is so pathetic. Amature.
visit grandma, sleep on a water bees. Done and done. Bucket list nearly complete.
Aawww it's someone's first day at university. How cute.