threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Whats next? Dig a hole, make a sandwich?
This text needs an upgrade, it should've been: I threw up on two midgets at a bar last night and had a foursome on a waterbed. Those are bucket list worthy.
Wow, how many average things do you have on your short ass bucket list?!
I'm gonna give them the benefit of a doubt that that was laced with sarcasm.
First time drinker, I see.
My toes are cold and this text sucks.
You are a total loser if those things are on your bucket list. Like how hard is that to do??
Don't knock sex on an airbed until you've tried it.
Throwing up in a barr is so pathetic. Amature.
visit grandma, sleep on a water bees. Done and done. Bucket list nearly complete.
Aawww it's someone's first day at university. How cute.