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  • Did they tickle your ivories?

    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 26, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Rules guy is awesome

    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Ahh the ol' tourist confusion. Classic.

    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 26, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Sorry Firsty Folks, but Firsty, being repetative, is by nature boring. The Rules guy rules!

    Submitted by necrocat on Jul 26, 10 at 2:25pm
  • Hey Captain Obvious and AhhhClassic... Try interpreting this for us. Your trite and superflous sense of humor is vexatious.

    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 26, 10 at 2:57pm
  • 106: when you can fuck or fuck with a tourist, YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST! NO EXCEPTIONS.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 4:11pm
  • In Thailand "tequila bar" means place to pick up post op "women"

    Submitted by acsims on Jul 27, 10 at 11:13pm
  • WTF is an ivorie!? Oh and yeah rule guy is pretty sick! But I just wanna say from a third party perspective (being that I'm not a firsty follower nor hater) the people that hate on firsty are more irritating...

    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 26, 10 at 2:59pm
  • Tickle the ivories as referenced by whiteknave means playing the piano. Piano was mentioned in the OP's text.

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 26, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Brothels are for lonely Biznatches

    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 26, 10 at 3:58pm
  • I think what he's saying is that he made a mistake in Rome by accepting an invitation to a "piano bar" which turned out to be a "brothel", and he doesn't want to make the same mistake again.

    Submitted by Captain_Obvious on Jul 26, 10 at 2:45pm
  • well thats the only time you will catch me in the piano bar

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Dude without ppl putting spammers like firsty in his place u'd c the same texts eeeeevery post and u wouldn't wanna b here at all. In fact u should give us money for doing u a public service :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 8:01pm