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  • Submitted by Herschel on Jun 1, 10 at 3:33pm

    It's not "only noon", the correct time is "5:00 somewhere"

  • Submitted by niggkilher on Jun 1, 10 at 5:51pm

    Yeah, but it's never too late to drop it.

  • Submitted by babibluez4u on Jun 1, 10 at 8:26pm

    I hope 3:49 is correct jeez

  • Submitted by DANREN on Jun 1, 10 at 4:48pm

    I just wanted to point out that afineguy misused the word two. It should be too. =D

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 1, 10 at 4:00pm

    haha 3:57 I was about to say that. in the words of te late great colonal sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 1, 10 at 3:49pm

    Maybe the person they're texting is the mother of the baby and she just left for a minute so this person is telling her to come back because they're too drunk to hold the baby.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:38pm

    Afineguy, thumbs down. \n\nWould this text be funny to see from a friend? Yes. Is this text the model of American behavior, a lifestyle to strive for or a serious announcement? Fuck no. Have 'a fine guy' take his dick out of your ass and just be entertained by this site....ass.

  • Submitted by tjnation on Jun 1, 10 at 3:30pm


  • Submitted by DJhallapapi on Jun 1, 10 at 3:31pm

    Afineguy you're a fagget lighten up. People don't go to tfln for life lessons or morality checks

  • Submitted by lockdown23 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:57pm

    And im too drunk to taste this chicken.

  • Submitted by stantheman on Jun 1, 10 at 5:35pm

    Michael J Fox held my baby brother yesterday. He was then arested when my brother died of shaking baby syndrome.

  • Submitted by chachi on Jun 1, 10 at 3:40pm

    that's horrible. and you're texting? someone please get that poor baby from Brittney Spears. Lmao jk I love BS. but seriously this person shouldn't have that baby.

  • Submitted by launchingships on Jun 3, 10 at 1:24am

    but obviously not drunk enough to hold the baby and text at the same time...

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 2, 10 at 12:43am

    Just drop it a few times

  • Submitted by littlemamanyc on Jun 1, 10 at 6:01pm


  • Submitted by afineguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:27pm

    first off: this is just not right. you are not the first person to act like a douche bag, and i feel that the number one problem on this website is primarily how many bad influences this website represents. this is my first SPAM comment so please dont give me two many thumbs downs

    • Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:44pm

      a fine this aaron fine by any chance?