I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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It's not "only noon", the correct time is "5:00 somewhere"
Yeah, but it's never too late to drop it.
I just wanted to point out that afineguy misused the word two. It should be too. =D
I hope 3:49 is correct jeez
haha 3:57 I was about to say that. in the words of te late great colonal sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Maybe the person they're texting is the mother of the baby and she just left for a minute so this person is telling her to come back because they're too drunk to hold the baby.
Afineguy, thumbs down. \n\nWould this text be funny to see from a friend? Yes. Is this text the model of American behavior, a lifestyle to strive for or a serious announcement? Fuck no. Have 'a fine guy' take his dick out of your ass and just be entertained by this site....ass.
Afineguy you're a fagget lighten up. People don't go to tfln for life lessons or morality checks
Michael J Fox held my baby brother yesterday. He was then arested when my brother died of shaking baby syndrome.
And im too drunk to taste this chicken.
that's horrible. and you're texting? someone please get that poor baby from Brittney Spears. Lmao jk I love BS. but seriously this person shouldn't have that baby.
but obviously not drunk enough to hold the baby and text at the same time...
Just drop it a few times
first off: this is just not right. you are not the first person to act like a douche bag, and i feel that the number one problem on this website is primarily how many bad influences this website represents. this is my first SPAM comment so please dont give me two many thumbs downs
a fine guy....is this aaron fine by any chance?