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  • Submitted by marcmedic on Apr 29, 10 at 10:56am

    She's probably a lesbian, and thinks you have a big clit, instead of a tiny penis

  • Submitted by Po1sonator on Apr 29, 10 at 10:47am

    First of all, you can't marry your mom. Secondly, she is only not laughing because she is your mother.

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      Submitted by PHarman on Apr 30, 10 at 1:56pm

      It was funny til you explained the joke in the second sentence. Poor delivery.

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:42pm

    Turn on the lights next time.

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    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 29, 10 at 12:53pm

    You can go 1 of 2 ways with yourself. 1. Get completely ripped, bodybuilder status, the type of shit you see on male strippers in Vegas. 2. Marry a Midget.

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    Submitted by Shelleybellyx35 on Apr 30, 10 at 4:03pm

    I'm guessing she is blind with no arms and paralized from the waist down

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 29, 10 at 10:47am

    Only because she was already blacked-out drunk.

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    Submitted by tcountygirl on Apr 30, 10 at 5:57pm

    damn dude that sucks..

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    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:49am

    dont be surprised if u get divorced quickly and end up bein a lonely man

  • Submitted by nsgf on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09am

    firstt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 1:30pm

    Damn he's tiny! Hahahahahahahahaha