She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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She's probably a lesbian, and thinks you have a big clit, instead of a tiny penis
First of all, you can't marry your mom. Secondly, she is only not laughing because she is your mother.
It was funny til you explained the joke in the second sentence. Poor delivery.
Turn on the lights next time.
You can go 1 of 2 ways with yourself. 1. Get completely ripped, bodybuilder status, the type of shit you see on male strippers in Vegas. 2. Marry a Midget.
I'm guessing she is blind with no arms and paralized from the waist down
Only because she was already blacked-out drunk.
dont be surprised if u get divorced quickly and end up bein a lonely man
damn dude that sucks..
Damn he's tiny! Hahahahahahahahaha
not even close